Fury: you guys wrecked six floor by playing with explosive weapons, trashed six interrogation rooms getting Natasha to demonstrate how to get out of a chair when you're tied up and in a dress, smashed several computers, damaged one f the engines by throwing Random metal junk in there, broke several windows, trashed most of the residential units, and put 96 people in the hospital. That's a busy week, even for you guys.
Natasha: aww come on it was pretty cool how I smashed through the one sided glass without hurting me or anyone else!
Clint: yeah!
Tony: and there is no law agains playing with grenade launchers in your own home I checked
Pepper: no you didn't!
Tony: shhh....
Fury: can you guys try to keep the damage to a minimum this week
Natasha: define minimum...
Fury: let me put this into something ivy would understand: no breakie no smashie no hurtie!
Ivy:-__- I understood the adult version thank you very much
Fury: oh hush
Bruce: in my defense I didn't do any of that, it was the other guy!
Fury: kindly remind him for me then
(Fury is offline)
Tony: wanna go get hammered?
Natasha: that I think is when we are at our destructive peak....
Tony: uh huh
Natasha: so no!
Tony: f*ck you!
Steve: tony we've had this talk, WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Tony: YES DAD!
Natasha: man period much?
Tony: oh it's on!
(Tony and Natasha fight)
Clint: •_•' I think I see where fury is coming from...
Bruce: yeah...
Steve: oh boy...
*tony set the wall on fire with iron man armor*
Steve: so much for no torchie
Natasha: *puts bullet holes in wall*
Clint: so much for no pokie holes in wall
Tony: *head bashes wall and gets head stuck*
Bruce: so much for no smashie
Natasha: *sends tony flying* so much for no hurtie....
(1 hour and a lot of damage later)
Natasha: oops...
Tony: let's go again!
Natasha: you moron!
(Fury is online)
Fury: e.o WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???!?!?!!???
Everyone: RUUUUN!
(Everyone is offline)
