Widow bites and falafels

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Tony: hahaha

Natasha: do I want to know?

Tony: nope!

Natasha: didn't think so

Pepper: tony you've got meeting at three!

Tony: it's 12;45 pepper I'm fine!

Pepper: yes but you were going to get the suit ready...

Tony: oh yeah!

(Tony is offline)

Pepper: I got to go to make sure he doesn't do something stupid...

(Pepper is offline)

Clint: how are you Nat?

Natasha: better...

Clint: that's good!

Natasha: yeah

Bruce: I figured out who was impersonating pepper and tony!

Natasha: Loki?

Bruce: seriously, is she psychic?

Clint: nope!

Natasha: I just thought that the only person who is evil enough to break up pepperony is Loki!

Bruce: damn you're smart!

Natasha: I know -____-

Clint: :D

Natasha: ew I just stepped in something!

Bruce: is it brown and mushy?

Steve: so that's where my banana went!

Natasha: awww gross!

Clint: narsty!

Bruce: ew!

Natasha: I don't even want to know how long it's been there!

Steve: where are you?

Natasha: the air duct...

(Tony is online)

Tony: done! And how the heck did you fit your pregnant ass in an air duct?!

Natasha: I'm not showing yet dumbass!

Tony: :3 oh...

Natasha: /).- dude seriously?

Clint: ...

Tony: hehehe... OWWWWW!!!!

Natasha: what the hell did you just do down there stark?!

Tony: tried to cook a falafel with your widow bites...

Natasha: -___- you zapped yourself didn't you?

Tony: yeah...

Natasha: moron.

Tony: bitch.

Natasha: ******* ****

Tony: 0.0 holy shit she just won...

Clint: yup!

Natasha: :)

Bruce: pepper is sopping wet and very angry looking...

Tony: shit!

(Tony is offline)

(Everyone is offline)

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