Tony....

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Tony: pepper is really pissed at me right now :(

Clint: why?

Tony: somehow I was an idiot and tried to make the fridge fireproof, then I decided that the computer wanted a shot of scotch too

Natasha: you did what now?!

Tony: that was her reaction too! except for the laughing of course

Bruce: that ladies and gentlemen is why the fridge now shoots flames at anybody who opens it

Natasha: I thought I smelled something in the kitchen this morning

Steve: tony.... YOU ARE SO GOD **** STUPID AND I HATE THE SWEARWORD BLOCK THAT FURY PUT ON BECAUSE NATASHA'S RUSSIAN CUSS WORDS WERE POPPING OUT OF JANES NIECES MOUTH!!!!!

Natasha: e.o wow

Bruce: ****

Tony: agreed

Clint: calm down cap,

Natasha: I'm sorry! I was raised by men, so I have the vocabulary of a sailor!

Clint: -__- yeah it's not fun when you're on the reviving end of that vocabulary

Natasha: again, I said I was sorry

Bruce: you don't swear very much in English...

Natasha: nope I prefer to do my swearing in my native tongue! :)

Clint: ok then...

Natasha: problem?

Clint: no

Natasha: let's go shoot targets Clint

Clint: sure, why not

(Natasha is offline)

(Clint is offline)

Bruce: come on tony lets go fix the fridge... -___-'

Tony: drunk science?

Bruce: no just.....no

Tony.....ok.....

(Bruce is offline)

(Tony is offline)

Steve: I think I'm going to punch things

(Steve is offline)

A/N: tony is an idiot to think that the computer was thirsty! Agree or disagree?

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