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Natasha: oh my god the movie was amazing!

Clint: ur actress was hot!

Natasha: :)

Tony: we should try and re-enact the battle!

Bruce: my actor looked nothing like me :(

Natasha: :s that sucks

Clint: my quiver does not screw on the arrowheads! (Only the one tony is working in now does)

Natasha: and they had me with two tiny hand guns! Only guns! I can use throwing stars, guns, bows, darts, throwing knives, and my body as a weapon. No just guns and occasionally my body!

Clint: you have a fantastic body Nat!

Tony: man though Robert Downey jr played me fairly well I say!

JARVIS: sir the toaster is on fire....

Tony: ahhh! My falafels are burning!

Natasha: falafels.....?

Clint: a type of food.....

Natasha: ah

Bruce: and I have STRETCHY PANTS for a reason, nobody needs to see the other guys.....ahem goods

Tony: there is nothing good about the other guys "goods"

Natasha: you guys confuse me :(

Tony: how so, you speak English don't you?

Natasha: yeah.....

Clint: tony......

Tony: lol jk Nat

Natasha: call me Nat again, I dare you.

Clint: Tasha calm down.....

Natasha: :( I don't appreciate being called "Nat" by people I not entirely trust.

Tony: did you just say "you not" trust me

Natasha: :$ no....

Tony: my god you need an English teacher!

Natasha: one more fricken word stark......

Tony: X-X

Natasha: good boy...

(Steve is private chatting tony)

Steve: Natasha is scary!

Tony: I know!

Steve: though to be fair fury did warn you about pulling her tail....

Tony: Steve listen this is my motto: if it's in my way go through it, and if somebody says no....do it!

Steve: also "drink so much scotch that if a flame is in the same room as I am it's a fire hazard" -__-

Tony: yup!

(Steve and tony are done private chatting)

Natasha: Thor poptarts taste better if you chew them.....

Thor: really? I must try this 'chewing' thing

Tony: he's kidding right?

(Jane is online)

Jane: Thor don't tease tony....

Natasha: tony you cannot lift it!

Thor: here tony allow me

Tony: sweet now I can lift it!

Natasha: don't swing-!

(Everyone is offline)

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