Clint: Nat's still sick, stupid virus. She went in for tests though to make sure it's not something serious...
Tony: poor Natasha we all know how much she hates doctors...
Pepper: don't remind us!
Steve: yeah!
Bruce: ANYway what do you think she's sick with?
Clint: the stomach flu but it usually blows over fairly quick... :(
Tony: eww poor Natasha
Pepper: poor woman
Steve: fury said if he catches tony making kissie faces at him and agent hill when they're talking there's going to be hell.
Tony: >:( he never let's me do anything fun...
Pepper: must I remind you about the lighting storm?
Tony: shaddup!
Ivy: HELLO?! 8 year old here don't swear you ass!
Pepper: ivy honey please watch your mouth....
Ivy: no!
Pepper: ok time for a time out
Ivy: nooooo!!!!
(Ivy is offline)
(Natasha is online)
Natasha: hey guys...
Pepper: omg are you dying or something?!?!
Natasha: uhh no, they actually couldn't find anything wrong...
Tony: undetectable virus!!!!
Natasha: no.... Just no
Bruce: it is quite possible that you are just sick...
Natasha: probably, but for 2 weeks? The stomach flu is usually done within 5 days....
Tony: SUPER STOMACH FLU!!!!!
Natasha: is he on something?
Pepper: scotch.
Natasha: it's not even noon...
Pepper: I know -_____-
Natasha: ok then moving on...
Clint: I hope ur not sick for the wedding!!!!
Natasha: oh shit, what if I am!!!???
Tony: gftfvnyrsscvyr face typing!
Natasha: О мой Бог ты идиот!
Tony: da fuq?
Clint: translation: I have no clue!
Bruce: ...
Steve: Bruce?
Bruce: here it is! "Oh my god you idiot!"
Tony: cool!
Natasha: weird...
Fury: avengers assemble!
(Everyone is offline)
