I don't know who the fuck let Guy Sebastian anywhere near Eurovision -_-...
I haven't seen the grand finals yet because it doesn't air til 7:30 tonight... But I'm sure Australia tainted the whole experience...
Believe me when I say Guy Sebastian isn't our best
I was so excited when Australia was picked to be invited this year, like STOKED. I love watching Eurovision, people in Europe are like "only Europeans would understand" but you do realise it's aired in Australia each year... We know what's up... THEN THEY MAKE FUCKING GUY GO AND MAKE US LOOK STUPID... *rolls eyes* I could probably do a better job in a Eurovision fashion.
My mums like "but guy is a good singer"
Sure, fine, he isn't my style but sure he can sing... BUT ITS ALL ABOUT THE FLARE IN EUROVISION! I bet you $20 he just walks out on stage with an acoustic guitar and just does a mediocre performance like any other... You gotta have the flare, Eurovision is famous for being crazy and awesome and Guy Sebastian is not that....
I am very sorry.
Love from a hater of Guy Sebastian and an Unfortunate Australian,
Bree
Ps. As I said, I only watch the grand finals of Eurovision every year and it isn't out til later tonight so I haven't seen the performances of any country, I might be eating my own words later... Who knows?
This is just my opinion at this current time, and I believe it's currently airing in Europe so please no spoilers! Cheers.
Update: nevermind, I literally went on tumblr for two seconds and saw Sweden won. And that Sweden and Australia are now best friends. In the wise words of "Mean Girls"
FOUR FOR YOU SWEDEN, YOU GO SWEDEN!
