*Ms hands back the exams we did last week*
Ms - "So, here are your exams back... some of you should be proud while others really shouldn't"
*Couple of sighs and cheers*
Ms - "Now, for everyone who got 50% or under, I will be having lunchtime classes that you must attend to bring up your marks!"
*Looks at test anxiously...*
*Gets 50.5%*
Me - Fucking suck my ass Charles Darwin
