South Park Oneshots

Creek prom

(No.)

Will you go to Prom with me?" Is probably what most people are asking their lives right now, and I mean I would understand why that's a priority, but I currently dont give a rat's ass about Prom.

I do have a boyfriend, Craig Tucker to be clear. But I just don't think even he'd want to go. We're both laid back, down to earth people. Actually nevermidn Craig is actually really into space and shit. And I have panic attacks, I dint think that's really 'laid back' but at least I get laid. Ooh I felt like such a badass saying that.

Anyways the point is, I'm not asking him to Prom.

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"But it's the most romantic experience you can have!" Clyde told me as we were walking to our next class.
"Well I'm not going and neither is Craig." I responded
"What if he asks you?"
"I dunno, I dont think he would, but if he does I'd probably say yes." I shrugged.

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"So should I ask him?" Craig asked Clyde. Sitting on his own bed, Clyde right next to him.
"Totally! He said he wouldn't go unless you asked him. Someone's got a big lover boy." Clyde answered with a smile.
Craig blushed, would Tweek really only go if he asked him?
"I'll ask him tomorrow." Craig said.

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"Hey honey!" Craig said as he walked towards Tweek headed to his second period class.
"O-oh hey Craig!" Tweek answered, instantly smiling when he heard Craig's voice. Craig smiled back at him, and intertwined their hands on instinct.
"Tweek, I wanted to ask you if you wanted to come to my house after school?"
"Sure Craig, but I need to hurry to my class or else I'm going to be late, and you will too!"
"Oh, shit, sorry!"
"Cya later!" Tweek said as he gave me a kiss on the cheek as a goodbye. I did the same.

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