Colress: you know you can die from that, right?
Volo, smoking a cigarette: That's the point.
Izuru, drinking alcohol: We're trying to speed up the process.
Chifuyu and N, sharing a tub of raw cookie dough: *nods*
Chifuyu: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Nemona: Mine says "Nemona, no."
Chifuyu: I want you to apply that to every possible situation.
Chifuyu: Who the fuck-
Nemona: Language!
Chifuyu: Whom the fuck-
Nemona: No.
Arven and Penny in the back: YES!
Kokoro, trying to confess: Can we have a talk in private?
Chifuyu: Okay, as long as it does not involve tampons because I don't understand them.
Volo: if I say I love you will you say it back?
Chifuyu: Yes
Volo: I love you.
Chifuyu: it back.
*later*
N: why is Volo crying facedown on the floor?
Kokoro: hey I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me?
Chifuyu: ....have you never taken a shower before?
Chrollo: Are they stupid?
Chifuyu: Yes, but they prefer to be called All Might.
Bakugo: do you know who I am?!
Chifuyu: Why, did you forget?
Bakugo, stuck inside a wall: Did anyone get the number on that bitch?
Chifuyu: 53 (A/N: someone get the reference).
Bakugo: Thank you...
Chifuyu: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood, I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
Chifuyu: In case you haven't noticed I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't "fit in" and I don't WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.
Chifuyu: hey there simps! Its ya Boi!
Kokoro: Chifuyu, no!
Chifuyu: What did you two do?
Volo:
N:
Chifuyu: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again.
Chifuyu: I would do anything to find Kokoro.
*Later*
Chifuyu, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
Kamado: "Now you may have known the ending of our fight was a tad "controversial"...."
Chifuyu: "Hey I heard those air quotes, you son of a bitch."
Nedzu: "Hey they're not half bad!"
Chifuyu: "Nope they're all bad!"
Chifuyu: "GODDAMIT TOMURA SHIGARAKI!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU KICKING MY DAMN HEART IN THE DICK! WELL NOT THIS TIME!! PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF A PISSED OFF GAMING NERD WITH ADMIN PRIVILEGES!!!"
Chifuyu: "I'm a reverse necromancer."
Ichigo: "Isn't that just killing people?"
Chifuyu:"Ah technically."
Chifuyu when she is having a bad day:
"Hello. Chifuyu Nanami. Codename Lotus of the Azalea Dragons. Ex-savior of the ancient Sinnoh region known as Hisui and the proprietor of the Ramanas Oasis. I manage the business, keep the place running efficiently, and take out the trash." (Summons her Pink Greninja Katakuri from the shadows, their Bond Phenomenon starting to activate as her tattoos began to glow in tandem with her growing bloodlust) "And I also put down self-entitled little twats like yourself."
Chifuyu: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying "Haven't decided yet," is typically a good response.
Chifuyu: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Penny: What is 30 × 17?
Chifuyu: 47
Penny: That's not even close.
Chifuyu: But it was fast.
Chifuyu: Did anybody learn their lesson?
Mela: No.
Giacomo: I did not.
Ortega: I may have forgotten one.
Atticus: Also no.
Chifuyu: Oh good neither did I.
Eri (Team Star): *exasperated sigh*
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Chiaki's OP Little Sister (Slight Revamp)
FanfictionA Danganronpa x My Hero Academia x Pokemon Legends Arceus crossover fanfiction where Chiaki has a little sister with a powerful Quirk yet she has no desire to be a hero as she wants to live a normal life with her family. Inspired by a story on Quote...
