Bitch tell me the fucking fuck why I was sitting on the toilet casually taking a shit and scrolling through tiktok when all of a sudden I look down and there is a fucking ROACH climbing up the FUCKING toilet !? And this lil piece of absolute disgustingness decides it wants to try and crawl up my leg and onto my cooch cooch !! I never smacked the shit out of something, other than my older sister, so hard in my entire life before 😭
