Boss baby

constipated

This takes place at boss baby house

When boss baby woke from his nap he had a terrible stomachace

Sync was still next to him sleeping

He tried to get her off him

Sync,boss baby said

she still didnt budge and was softly snoring

Boss baby didnt wake her instead he hold her

Your one little sleepy princess,boss baby said

Boss baby groaned from the pain he was having

Tim than came inside

Tim,boss baby said

Can you get my monitor,boss baby said

You can get it on your own,tim said

You want me to show you I can get it,fine,boss baby said

He started to crawl

But his stomach wouldnt allow him

He fell when he couldnt

Of course ill get your monitor,tim said

boss baby than called into the office

hendershot,boss baby said

whats up double b,hendershot said

im heading to the office,boss baby said

No,you cant go to the office,tim said

He grabbed his monitor

My brother is taking a sick day,tim said

Because hes constipated,tim said

Everyone in the company heard

Mega fat came running in 

your taking a sick day,mega fat said

If you work your fired,if your team fails without you,youre also fired,mega fat said

The monitor than hung up

Boss baby sighed

he had to move around

so he went next to syncs ear and said

boo 

this woke up sync and she started to cry

she let go of him but her cries made his stomachace not better

okay,boss baby said

your still tired,boss baby said asking

sync with her sleepy eyes nodded

 boss baby called his field team and said to go figure out whats happening

you gotta keep mom and dad from coming near me,boss baby said

why,tim said

why,because one more cry im going my stomach is going to be worse,boss baby said

One more cry from sync will make these things around us rupture,boss baby said

tim than went to the field team

while boss baby was with sync

boss baby than heard someone crying but it wasnt sync

he called his field team to go and check on that

sync than started to wake up again because of the cries

boss baby covered her ears until the noise was gone

boss baby looked at sync and he notice she wasnt acting her self

Sync was speaking in baby talk

No wonder she didnt listen to me

gaga,baba,sync said

Yes I know your tired but you have to get off of me,boss baby said

I can give you something you want but sync just get off me,boss baby said

bab,bab,sync said

she started to let loose of boss baby

Thank you sync,boss baby said

sync smiled and started to laugh

boss baby wanted for sync to understand him more so he did something that he wouldnt do

he looked at sync and cuffed her chin

she was still smiling at him

look outside for me princess,boss baby said

sync stood up and wadeld to look outside

she saw cats there

she started to jump

whats outside princess,boss baby said

ba,sync said

wa,wa,sync said

Cats crying,boss baby said

get those copycats boss baby said through his monitor

your one listener,boss baby said

what would I do without you,boss baby said

boss baby groaned

sync noticed that and decided to help him by giving him a hug

look I know your trying to help but Its more serious than that,boss baby said

But a for effort,boss baby said

Wait a minute,boss baby said

sync you can actually help,boss baby said

he telported outside and his field team was there 

All the cats started to surround them

Until sync let out a cry it hurted the cats ears

Bootsy calico than came out

well,boss baby,bootsy said

what do you want,boss baby said

to get even,bootsy said

they tried to attack him but sync appeard and she was not happy

she took her hammer out and hit a car with it

i respectfully surrender,bootsy said

boss baby was surprised of what sync did

he than got unconstipated 

boss baby went back with sync

sync than walked towards him reaching her hands out

boss baby hold her

you sweet,little princess,boss baby

baba,sync said

tired again,boss baby said

sync nodded

before you sleep,boss baby said

let me give you your present for helping,boss baby said

boss baby kissed her on the cheek

im not done,boss baby said teasing

boss baby kissed the other side

he chuckled from the expression she had

sync fell right back to sleep

and boss baby slept with her.