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Vamp!Uzi x Reader Headcannons!

There is probably not going to be much here, but I'll try anyways! I want to update before the new episode comes out, and I'm already working on a chapter at the moment..

(Also, vampire Uzi is not like an AU or something, it's ((I'm pretty sure)) the canon name for Uzi's weird winged form!
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🌂 ¡Vamp!Uzi x Reader! 🌂
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•You.. how do you simp for this thing? She has weird flesh wings, a weird skull tail and.. I shouldn't be judging. You do you, you little simps.

•Well, Uzi likes to bite you now. Little addition to the already angsty teen girlfriend that you have! That's.. great.

•Uzi's weird tail skull thing likes to wrap around your leg and just drag you. If Uzi can't get you to do what she wants, now instead of just storming off, she's gonna force you to. Try to dodge it? She's going to eat you alive. It's better to listen to her in this position.

•Now, with Uzi's increased pray drive, you usually have to stay pretty far away from her at certain points of the day. Why? You should know why. Do you want to die?

•When Uzi hugs you in this form, she wraps her wings around you as well like a little security blanket.

•Will get aggressive if someone touches you in her Vamp. Form. It doesn't matter if you know them or she knows them, she will bite.

•She wants you right at her side when she goes and hunts, especially when she hunted her fellow schoolmates at camp. She wants to impress you, although she may bring you Braiden's head on a stick.

•She doesn't want V anywhere near you in a twenty-five mile radius. Nuh uh. Not happening on her watch.

•She.. likes cuddling? It's really hard to tell, but she likes to nuzzle into you. Uzi is pretty hard to read..

•If you actually do want to ask Uzi out, please don't ask her out in this form. Please. She will not respond to you in English.

•If Uzi does really like you, though, she will print you pretty little pebbles she finds. (But only in this form. You only get penguin Uzi in her vampire form.)

•There is a high chance that Uzi has eaten a rock in the past hour she has seen you.

•To sum it all up, Uzi loves you. It's just that when she's in this form, her affection becomes a whole different thing. Hard to say if it's good or bad..
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omg hi stranger hello hola konichiwa hi

I had to update this at some point, so here you go lmao

sorry to not update, I've been working on a bigger chapter, and summer just started haha!

ok bye lovelies stay safe! <3