two college student friends start fake dating to see how long they can fool a couple's therapist for the shits and giggles. then suddenly the whole school KNOWS LFMAO WHAT LOSERS
generally kinda crack???? a lot of funny stuff but the occasional ANGS...
MORE OF A TEXTFIC CHAPTER not very plot progressive but A PIVOTAL POINT
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rat 🐀 y/n are you serious
qt <3 yes jk idk what ure talking about who is this again 🔥🔥🔥
rat 🐀 dude what i'm ur ex asphodel the organ donor one
qt <3 oh wtf ur the bitch who offered me your kidney as a birthday present.... sorry we haven't talked in awhile and i forgot who u was LMFAO i have ur contact name as rat
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rat 🐀 oh actually abt that i just wanna say i'm really sorry for traumatizing u like that i was dealing a lot with homework and stuff i know i was really persistent on you possessing my organs and sorry if it weirded u out or something idk really
qt <3 ya cs dragging me off the school roof and begging me for my appendix was js cs of hw i mean thanks for acknowledging it but sheeeee u were crazy crazy....
rat 🐀 but u have to admit that like it was also rlly romantic too cause how you're an art major and everything i gave you spare bones as anatomy reference yk ><
qt <3 bro asphodel i'm gonna be real w u i still have dreams abt what u did to me and not in the romantic way whyd u even reach out in the first place cs i know the only times u ever wanted to actually talk to me was for an organ donation or some benefit to you
rat 🐀 what? don't say that ): my feelings for you have always been genuine from the start, i did not have any ulterior motive while dating you you were the one that wanted to break up in the first place, thats a bit hypocritical y/n
qt <3 dude i'll try putting this in a way both of us can understand u committed the most vulgar and rash actions ever and destroyed my sense of identity and personal security >w< :3 but that's not the point did u need smth
rat 🐀 love i already tried to apologize for that, i'm still sorry and i really am :C i just wanted to tell you that i thought we had something great between the both of us and i'm very willing to try again but however i heard abt you and your boyfriend
qt <3 MY BOYFRIENF DANHENG <333 HES SO CUTE UTTER PERFECTION
rat 🐀 break up with him (๑>◡<๑)
qt <3 what the actual fuck is wrong with you (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) ok but fr though i was literally never happy in our relationship i actually hate u a lot you're a really bad person to say the least if it wasn't obvious enough
rat 🐀 what can i do for you to give me another chance? i dont care if you hate me i just want to love you you deserve everything and i want to be a part of that again i'll even give you my hippocampus
qt <3 even sheep would not have sex with you
rat 🐀 what that's mean but actually though i swear i'll make u even happier than danheng does. i'll commit my entire life to it i'll give you anything you want even my tailbone
qt <3 no this is what i'm talking abt ur so obsessive that i was literally scared into being in love with you WOO when i said i like my girls spicy i didn't mean this lawd i take it back
rat 🐀 one last chance is all i want y/n i still always look at you in our art history class you still look so precious as ever a truly irreplaceable gem
qt <3 wait wtf UR IN OUR UNIVERSITY???? HELP I HAD NO IDEA
rat 🐀 i what... ... okay but could you consider it? please? i still love you after all this time
qt <3 ok i'll think about it watch i am thinking the cogs are turning a neuron farts it says No. :3 anyway i love danheng so much he's so cute he's everything to me the way his irises light up when he looks at me the way he always gives me his coat whenever it's cold at night the way he's so kind in every aspect and willing to spread his grace he's so cute HES MY BOYFRIEND
rat 🐀 please don't do this to me ): [you reacted 🫃]
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THAT IS NOT the last time u see asphodel she's gonna be a frequent character here LMFAO basically she's ur weirdo ex dawg
dude my mind has been going crazy rn cs of smth that happened so im gonna bullet point it cs ygs r my free therapy
- back like six months ago there was this guy that liked me but he was hella toxic so i never spoke to him, IK he was trying to play me bc he was coming off way too strong and is generally known to be like player type shit dawg
- recently he's been telling ppl that we used to be dating WE NEVER DATED he a little delulu????
- I LITERALLY LIKED THIS OTJER GIRL WHILE HE WAS TALKING TO ME DUDE. Y R GIRLS SO MUCH EASIER TO LIKE
- he's been saying like "o ya me and [@qingxintea_] used to be a thing" NO WE WERE NOT SHUTTT UPP
- now i gotta clear it up - planning to talk to him abt it this week
THATS ALL IM LIKE kinda pissed abt it BUT WE UP THANK U BABESSSS 🔥🔥 STAY SEXY
