𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐦 ! danheng x reader | modern au

xiii. poppies

TRIWEEKLY UPDATE IS SO CRAZYY i love writing for ygs oml

manwhores gc 💞

mekoneko (himeko)
bruh this btch in my class rn is so annoying
fkn stinks like hell too
like take a shower PLS

primary hoe (danheng)
haha is it Sampo?

qt <3
LMFAO WHAT??
omg i clicked on gc and was so confused
himeko why nickname change ):
we were hottie and qt <//3

manwhore
EXCUSE ME HIMEKO
oh no im not even in himeko's class rn
EXCUSE ME DANHENG???
i am very well nice smelling ty

mekoneko
no ure not u reek of dead fish
LOL and sorry y/n
its bc danheng blackmail me trust

primary hoe
what

qt <3
LMFAO DANHENG
u gotta chill on my friends
its not like they actually like me LOL
we just playin for fun

primary hoe
right

manwhore
i mean who knows tho
back in high school one of my friends came up to me and they were like
"yo u friends w y/n? please set me up w them ong"
and i was so grossed
bc u were alrdy disgusting enough w danheng even before ygs dated

primary hoe
who?

qt <3
LMFAO WHAT????
THANKS for getting them away i guess LMAOO
even if its insulting

manwhore
hold on danheng gimme a moment i forgot their name
LOLL but ya my point is that
u have rizz w people that u don't even know bruh
its kinda scary
u should make money out of that LOL
like "5 minutes with y/n for 500 dollars"
actually danheng would buy all ur time

primary hoe
time with Y/n is priceless.

qt <3
WHHAt

manwhore
bruh
so rizzy but makes my eyes burn
gj danheng tho
nat 20 charisma

primary hoe
thank you?

qt <3
NAW WHAT
U PULLED THAT OUT OF NOWHERE

manwhore
mans just smooth w it bruh
oh danheng i remember their name
it was kafka
but it was a rlly long time ago so no need to nuke them or anything

primary hoe
kafka?

qt <3
KAFKA??
HAHAHA ALFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE JOKING
KAFFY'S LIKE my g my dawg
and then we grew apart bc we dont have any classes tgth this year ):

manwhore
bro im not joking
im being fr like ong
it was kafka
the dark red-purple hair w the sunglasses girl right
LOL not exactly ur g or dawg, she had a maddd crush on you

qt <3
CHAT IS THIS REAL
SAMPO URE ACTUALLY TROLLING

manwhore
NO IM BEING SERIOUS
we became close friends one year and at least twice a week before u were friends she would always text me like
"ugh omg y/n is so pretty they're in my pre calc i wish they knew i existed :(("

qt <3
SAMPO IF YOU DONT STOP JOKING I WILL INVERT YOUR BALLS

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Himeko

danheng
hi Himeko, are you okay?

Himeko
HUH
yeah im good why??

danheng
you aren't really talking to Y/n anymore
not in our group chat or privately either
they told me about it some time ago and they were sad.

Himeko
OH
yaa i'm good its js like
i been thinking abt y/n lately and i realized that
sampo's kinda right on how its scary that y/n is so charismatic

danheng you're actually so lucky and idk if you understand
y/n has so many people after them
and out of all of them they chose u
i'm still attracted to them even though i've been trying to push it away

danheng
its okay, i understand
its not something you can quickly dismiss
and if it is, then it wasn't ever real in the first place.
i'm glad y/n got to receive the authentic affection they deserve.
even before i came along

Himeko
man
you're so patient with this
idk how you put up with all these ppl liking y/n
i would lose it

danheng
because being in love is one of the most beautiful things to exist.
and i'm sorry yours was painful in the end, himeko

Himeko
oh no its not that painful as it sounds, dont worry
i'm just glad that y/n is happy now
they were always generally kind of sad inside before you happened

danheng
i'm so glad that Y/n has such a caring friend like you by their side
you and i can both agree that they deserve the best.

Himeko
of course they do
i'll go talk to y/n more, i didn't think it would make them sad
thank you for talking to me about this danheng
i really appreciate it :)

poor himeko and kafka ):