ok so the textfic chapters r highkey gonna b very short LMFAOO, next chaps will be a lot longer this is just exposition i promise <3
cutie <3
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side hoe
what
cutie <3
i have a rlly funny idea i wanna try
i need ur permission
because you're doing it with me LMFAO
side hoe
go ahead, i'm listening
cutie <3
wanna attend marriage therapy and see how long it takes for the therapist to realize we aren't a couple
it sounds a little DUMMY but let's think abt it
all u do is play roblox 24/7 with no break
and i lowkey just cry and simmer in the darkness waiting for my inevitable death :3
wouldn't it be fun danheng??
side hoe
pardon my inquiry, but are you mentally ill? maybe you should consider regular therapy
cutie <3
WHAT 😨😨
DANHENG NO
ok maybe but
please
please
please
please
please
please
please
please
side hoe
i mean if you really want to y/n
then okay
cutie <3
YAYYY ILY DANHENG
I FOUND this therapist named MARCH and she lowkey cute might rizz her up hehe 😋😋
side hoe
you are not contemplating a therapist-patient relationship
that is the worst dynamic i've ever heard of
exhibit b of why you should start considering regular therapy.
cutie <3
DUDE
it's okay himeko is my personal therapist :)
chips are cheaper
OKAY BUT YOU'RE DOING IT WITH ME RIGHT
CS I BOOKED A SESSION ON MONDAY AT 2
HERES THE ADDY
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side hoe
yes i am doing it with you, i'm not a flaker for you y/n
cutie <3
omg ? u are such a sexc talker
i'm so mentally ill for you <3
side hoe
you're what now??
cutie <3
OK ANYWAY
thank u danheng u r my fave side hoe <3
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𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐦 ! danheng x reader | modern au
Hayran Kurgutwo college student friends start fake dating to see how long they can fool a couple's therapist for the shits and giggles. then suddenly the whole school KNOWS LFMAO WHAT LOSERS generally kinda crack???? a lot of funny stuff but the occasional ANGS...
