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mama🕷️🫶: hey kiddo, auntie lena is making mac and cheese you coming down?

malysh❤️‍🩹: isn't that the 4th time this week? but yeah i'll be down in 2 mins.

mama🕷️🫶: it's only the third time this week. she was out with kate tuesday.

malysh❤️‍🩹: ah they're so cute together. throw in some garlic bread while ur there please?

mama🕷️🫶: already on it.

malysh❤️‍🩹:thanks mama

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malysh❤️‍🩹: mamaaaaaaa

mama spider🕷️🫶: mamas here calm down. you okay baby? wheres the fire?

malysh❤️‍🩹:no fire just miss you.

mama spider🕷️🫶:aw i miss you too malen'kiy. you do know i'm only two floors below you as we speak?

malysh❤️‍🩹: i know but i'm comfy and i don't want to get up to see you.

mama spider🕷️🫶: you're adorable when you're tired. mama will be there in 20 minutes the teams having a meeting rn.

malysh❤️‍🩹: nooooo mama nowwwww!!!! need you now.

mama spider🕷️🫶: okay i'm on my way right now. when fury comes yelling i'm throwing you under the bus fyi.

malysh❤️‍🩹: worth. uncle fury would never yell at me anyway, only u. loser

mama spider 🕷️🫶: don't make me turn around and go back.🤨

malysh❤️‍🩹: NO! mama i'm sorry pls don't  go🥺

mama spider 🕷️🫶: stop pouting, i know ur pouting without even looking at you. u know i have no backbone when you make the pouty face

malysh❤️‍🩹: aha i know. why do you think i use it so often?


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mama spider🕷️🫶: did you take my green hoodie again?

malysh❤️‍🩹: don't know what hoodie ur on about soz🤷

mama spider🕷️🫶: you mean the one you've been napping in all of last week?

malysh❤️‍🩹: ur off your meds again aren't u. remember what the doctor said about going off ur meds mama. makes you loopy.

mama spider🕷️🫶: don't make me come in there and kill you

malysh❤️‍🩹: oh you could never. who would listen to you babble then? Liho?

mama spider🕷️🫶: haha very funny😑. i only just washed it too!?

malysh❤️‍🩹: YOU WASHED MY SMELL OFF!? HOW COULD YOU!!!!????

mama spider🕷️🫶: AHA! I KNEW YOU TOOK IT. WHERE IS IT?!

malysh❤️‍🩹: IM NEVER TELLING!

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mama spider🕷️🫶: hey where r u?

malysh❤️‍🩹: depends who's looking 🤨

mama spider🕷️🫶: wanda.

malysh❤️‍🩹: oooh tell her i'll be down in 2 minutes.

mama spider🕷️🫶: you two are so in love just admit it already. it's making me sick.

malysh❤️‍🩹: shut up! no one is worse than you and maria. never seen so much pda in my life🤮

mama spider🕷️🫶: hey that's your mom ur taking about!

malysh❤️‍🩹: the fact ur both my moms doesn't make it any less gross. you make me want to be homophobic and i'm gayer than steve.

mama spider 🕷️🫶: oh shut ur face and get down her she looks all lost without you.

malysh❤️‍🩹:she does!? that's so cute.

mama spider 🕷️🫶:*insert kissing noises here*

malysh❤️‍🩹:🖕

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471 words. not proof read

my god it's been long. how are you all?

missed writing so much. put out a quick one before my exam tomorrow.

when i die i better come back as natasha romanoffs kid in another universe.

have a good day. hope you enjoyed

marley :)

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