As you were heading to the storage room, you suddenly see a big black astronaut man with a huge ass traffic cone covered in yummy human juice.
The thing makes a back glance at you and turns around to look at you.
He observed every move you did.
"Hey.... do you wanna be m my pookie cookie boogie be-"
Before you can actually finish it, he grabs you and then just eats you in 2 bites like you were some cookie or something. (Dumbass mf 💀⁉️)"Ugh, that tasted like shit." Black convinced as his expression turned sour.
"Oh well, time to go find something else tasty I guess" Black shrugged off as he leaves the storage room, leaving all of the dead bodies there to stink up the whole entire room and place. (Bro did NOT clean it up 🗣‼️)
The end!!!!!!
(The fact this was inspired by a comment on one of the stupid stories here, I think this one is the silliest one out of them *not really*)
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RandomI mean.. pretty weird how people simp for a little midget astronaut but you do you ig?? (well depends)