UN: Russia, you have a question!
Russia: What now?!
UN: Why are you so aggressive?
Russia: Oi! Idiot. Just get on with it!
UN: No, that's the question!
Russia: I'm not aggressive! It's self-defence! It's a cruel world out there and the West is a hateful place...
UN: Oh Russia! Nobody hates you!
Ukraine: I do!
USA: And me!
Georgia: Me too!
UN: I give up... No fights though, ok?
USA: I make no promises.
Russia: Mutually.
UN: *facepalms*
Ukraine: Need a hug?
UN: ...Yes.
Ukraine: Want to play with my cat?
UN: Yes! Aw, he's adorable!
Ukraine: She.
UN: Oh, sorry...
Ukraine: Her name's Sunflower!
UN: That's so cute! I love her!
Ukraine: Can I have her back now?
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Ukraine: UN? UN?!
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Ask The Countryhumans!
ФанфікиHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
