Russia: It's UN's naptime, so I'm asking questions for now.
This one's for me anyway, so that's convenient, I guess...
I hate Америка [apologies if that's Ukrainian, not Russian-] because he interferes in my politics, supports LGBTQ+ and because my father clearly didn't value him much either... Sure, my father wasn't a good person exactly, but he knew his enemies well... All in all, America seeks the downfall of the Motherland and threatens me with his little Military Club.
USA: Homophobic piece of s-
Canada: NO ARGUING! I'VE ALREADY LOST ENOUGH SLEEP WITHOUT YOU TWO YELLING AT EACH OTHER ALL NIGHT!
Russia: SAYS THE ONE YELLING AT US!
Canada: Sorry...
Russia: As you can tell, USA doesn't like me much either... Or Canada... Or most of the West...
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Russia: ...Do I have friends?
Belarus: Me, Kazakhstan-
Russia: Non-relative friends?
Belarus: China, Brazil, India, South Africa... Turkiye... Ok, I've run out now-
Russia: Hmm... oh well, who needs friends anyway? ;-;
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
