UN: Ooh, group meeting! And a new question...'What are humans' reactions to you and what was your first experience with one?'
USA: They stare... A lot-
Canada: I think they're scared of us... I dont see them often, though... It's quite sad; I'd like to get to know my people...
Germany: People just complain to me about the trains. Except the family of Brits i net last year; they said my trains were amazing-
UN: o...k?
Germany: I'm so confused... *sighs*
UK: I was married to a human once... *smiles dreamily*
UN: ...Is that legal?
UK: It was before you existed... She was my Queen... I miss her so much...
France: Was that Elizabeth I?
UK: *nods*
France: I KNEW IT-
Russia: I remember when I first met a human... I was out walking with Papa and I got lost... I was about eight, so I did what any normal child would do and started setting fire to abandoned office blocks to cause a scene to make Papa notice. I ran out of matches though, so I asked this man who was stood smoking nearby for a lighter and he just stared at me and said, "Great. Our future nation is already completely unstable, " and walked off. Fun times...
USA: ...Now, usually I don't like you, but that sounds AWESOME-
UN: Um... America, no-
USA: Awhhh...
China: First human I met was the British colonialist who shot my mother. And people wonder why I'm so jaded.
UK: Oops...
China: Oops? Really?!
UN: ANYWAY-
France: The first one I met was the one that executed my mother-
UN: Again? More death?
EU: ...My first time meeting a human was at my first ever official meeting... He was kind of creepy, but very nice... and hug-y...
UN: Ew...
EU: ...Yeah, in hindsight I was lucky Maman and Vater were there-
UN: ...You know what, end of meeting...
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
