UN: Hey, Russia!
Russia: I thought I was rid of you. *sighs*
UN: Why don't you change your flag?
Russia: What...? I like my flag and what it represents. And if I keep it the same, my sister will be furious! I like it when she's angry!
UN: I don't think Ukraine cares about your flag-
Russia: Not Ukraine. My twin, Russian Opposition.
UN: Who's she? Another new nation?
Russia: Нет. She is a rebel group that loves the West and hates Putin. *spits*
UN: Oh...
Russia: Don't worry, I forced her to flee to Germany.
UN: YOU WHAT?! Why don't you both come to me for family counselling? You don't have to make her flee!
Russia: No. And in answer to the question, I can change my flag, bug I don't want to... Yet...
UN: Russia, you're insane...
Russia: You've been brainwashed...
NATO: Shut up, nobody cares about your propaganda.
Russia: Get out, both of you.
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
