UN: One for me? Oh...
EU: What does it say?
UN: They want to know if I have a naptime-
EU: And do you?
UN: By the way, Germany phoned this morning-
EU: ANSWER THE QUESTION.
UN: P-Please don't yell... And do you still hate memes? I like memes, especially cat memes-
EU: UN, the question?
UN: America says I get grumpy if I overwork myself. And why don't you like memes?!
EU: So yes you do?
UN: I never said that!
EU: But-
UN: Want to go to the park with me?
EU: ...Yes, but what about-
USA: *bursts down the door* You're not going anywhere! Walkies is later, now is naptime!
UN: ...I'm 28 human years old, Ame...
USA: We all are... But you get the grumpy-wumpys if you're awake all day! Come on, I bought you a new unicorn plushie!
UN: ...What colour?
USA: Rainbow, of course!
UN: YAY! *runs upstairs and puts on his unicorn onesie*
USA: *wipes his eye* they grow up so fast...
EU: ...I have many questions, but I'm not sure if I want to know the answers anymore...
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
