USA: Hello! It's UN's day off, so I'm taking over! Questions? NO! We're rating American rappers!
Canada: wHy-
USA: Why not?
Canada: But-
USA: *yeets Canada away* Anyway, let's start!
50 Cent - Epic, money-related name! Love it! Like his music... That one with Ed Sheeran was good (Remember The Name)... And dude's been through a lot and he's really come back from that murd*r attempt stronger than ever and is doing himself proud! 7/10! Congrats, bro!
Kanye West - ...No. Don't like him. Total butthole. 2/10
Nicki Minaj - OK! She's our queen! Love her! She's done some great songs and is an absolute idol! She's not actually American, but I love her anyway! 8/10!
Snoop Dogg - First of all, great name! Haven't heard much of his stuff in a while, but what I remember was pretty good! 6.5/10!
Eminem - Legend! And named after sweets! Lose Yourself - classic! True, he has a lot of political opinions in his songs, but he's a legend nonetheless! 9/10!
Lil Nas X - Ooh, a more recent one! I like his music! MONTERO is a favourite of mine... 7/10!
That's all for today! Hopefully Canada doesn't tell UN about this! See y'all later!
I used a list of 50 American rappers for this and these were the only ones I knew... ;-;
Stormzy is the only rapper I'd get Ame to give 10/10, but he's British, so he doesn't count for this... ;-;
Hopefully this isn't too disappointing lol-
YOU ARE READING
Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
