EU: Bonjour, Nations Unies!
UN: Salut!
EU: Uhh... J'ai un question pour tu...
UN: Really? What is it?
EU: Who's your crush?
UN: ...Look, there's an eagle outside!
EU: That's a pigeon. And your crush is..?
UN: Who's yours?
EU: ...That's not the question-
NATO: Hurry up and confess to each other already!
EU: HOW ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
UN: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
EU: UN..?
UN: ...Um... Actually, how did you get in here, NATO?
EU: UNITED NATIONS! LOOK AT ME!
UN: Yes... *sweats*
EU: You like me..?
UN: Maybe...
NATO: AND NOW KISS!
EU: SHUT UP, NATO!
UN: ...Do you like me too?
EU: *giggles* Perhaps a little...
NATO: *pulls out his phone and starts filming*
UN: *kisses EU's cheek, blushing like a tomato*
EU: W-Want to come out to dinner tomorrow? There's a nice restaurant across the street...
UN: I'd love that! *squeals*
NATO: *stops filming* Aaand I'll send that to America-
EU: YOU WERE FILMING THAT?!
UN: DON'T-
[Apologies for my terrible French at the beginning lol]
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
