i love doing these-
anyways this is all fruit trio except for one because i have an obsession- (well multiple)
oh and pie duo
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Owen: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Apo: How am I supposed to know?
Rasbi: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Apo: *sighs*
Apo: You wouldn't be trapped.
*The squad right before Owen's wedding*
Apo: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Rasbi: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Graecie: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Magic: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Krow, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Owen, to Apo: My life is in the hands of a idiot!
Apo, motioning to themselves and Rasbi: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
*Rasbi and Apo sitting in jail together*
Apo: So who should we call?
Rasbi: I'd call Owen, but i feel safer in jail.
Owen: If you had to choose between Apo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Rasbi: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Apo: Rasbi!
Owen: 63 cents.
Rasbi: I'll take the money.
Apo: RASBI!!!
Owen, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Apo: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Owen: Orange soda, please!
Apo: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Rasbi: Me too, strawberry soda.
Owen:
Owen: What do you think Apo will do for a distraction?
Rasbi: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Rasbi: ... or they could do that.
Owen: Okay, help me please!
Apo: Got two words for you.
Owen: I bet they won't be helpful.
Apo: Your problem.
Owen: I was right
Apo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Owen: You're like 15 years old
Apo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
Owen: It's dark in here
Apo: Don't worry dude I got this
Apo: *Stomps their feet*
Apo: *Skechers light up* (woah what happened to the font)
Owen: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Apo: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Owen, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Apo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Owen: Apo...
Apo: Oh no, 'Apo' in b-flat.
Apo: You're disappointed. (oh hey its normal again!)
Owen: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Apo: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Owen: No! Four to five seconds!
Apo: Too late!!!
and to top it all off...
Owen: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Apo: Oh, I'm always running
Apo: The question is from what (owen- IM SO SORRY-)
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Outsiders smp oneshots!
Fanfictionyeah this will probably just be owen and fruit trio because I miss them, feel free to request others though!
