BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

Hotchie (7)

*This is going to be a Hotch/Y/N chapter :)*

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BossyPants added HotStuff69 to the chat

BossyPants: hey are you okay?

HotStuff69: my hips hurt but other than that, i'm ok.

BossyPants: I'm coming over.

HotStuff69: Why? It's not like I'm seriously injured.

BossyPants: I know, but I just feel like I need to come over. I want to know if you're okay.

HotStuff69: wait is anyone else on this chat?

BossyPants: no I blocked everyone out of it. I don't want them to think it's weird that I'm coming over to your place.

HotStuff69: I don't think anyone would think it's weird. Nobody bat an eye every time I went to Reid's.

BossyPants: I did.

HotStuff69: lol why?

BossyPants: Well, you two got pretty close and I almost assumed you two were a thing, so-

HotStuff69: why do you care though? spence is a friend. I know what he did to me was wrong, but I still care about him

BossyPants: are you into him y/n?

HotStuff69: Hell no. 😅

BossyPants: ok.

HotStuff69: kinda sus that you're asking me that 😏

BossyPants: how?

HotStuff69: idk it almost seems like you're jealous or something

HotStuff69: like any time I'd mention something about going over to his apartment, you kinda turn a little scary

HotStuff69: not resting bitch face scary, but like, scary 😳

BossyPants: I care because it's against protocol to date your co workers

HotStuff69: so it's ok for Rossi to fuck your boss but it's not ok for co workers to date?? 🤔

BossyPants: I-

HotStuff69: exactly

BossyPants: look, Rossi knows it's wrong and he told me it won't happen again

HotStuff69: uh huh. I see the way he looks at Strauss. It's disgusting

BossyPants: lol yeah true. But-

HotStuff69: what's really going on with you hotch?

BossyPants: idk honestly. maybe i'm lonely.

HotStuff69: I'll be lonely with you lmao I haven't been with anyone in 3 years

BossyPants: really??

HotStuff69: yeah. last relationship ended up in flames and I haven't been with anyone since

BossyPants: I'm sorry.

BossyPants: at least your last significant other didn't die

HotStuff69: you're going down a dark path Hotchie 🫠

BossyPants: Hotchie?

HotStuff69: yeah lol

HotStuff69: sorry if that's weird

BossyPants: No I like it. 🙂

HotStuff69: Wait really? Weeks ago, Emily called you hotch the crotch and you basically gave her 2 stacks of paper work lmao

BossyPants: yeah but at least your nickname for me isn't as bad

HotStuff69: I dare you to change your own user to Hotchie

BossyPants: Okay lol

HotStuff69: WAIT I JUST REALIZED-

BossyPants: what?

HotStuff69: all this time, you could have changed our usernames back and you didn't LOL

BossyPants: At this rate, I don't see the point in doing that now lmao

HotStuff69: are you still offended by my user?

BossyPants: Not anymore. Thought I was, but then I realized it fits you

HotStuff69: LMFAO WHAT

BossyPants: Well, I wasn't going to LIE 🥲

HotStuff69: omg this makes so much sense!!

BossyPants: ?

HotStuff69: you getting upset over me spending time with Reid, and the fact that you think my username suits me.

HotStuff69: Aaron whateveryourmiddlenameis Hotchner, you have feelings for me!! 😌

BossyPants: I-

HotStuff69: are you still coming over?

BossyPants: yes. I'm like 2 minutes away from your place

HotStuff69: okay. Come in. Door's unlocked ☺️

BossyPants: Oh, okay :D

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