BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

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*3 days later*

HotStuff69: it meh birfdayyy 🥰🥰

JayJay: HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN!! ❤️❤️❤️

bbygirl: happy birthday lovely!!

Rossi: happy birthday y/n :)

HotChocolate: Happy birthday sweetheart!! My number one bae!! 😘😘🥵

PrettyBoiThings: Happy birthday y/n!!

PrettyBoiThings: and Derek, I thought I was your 'bae' 😒

JayJay: do you even know what that means, Spence?

PrettyBoiThings: Yeah!! it's slang for babe

HotChocolate: I told him what that meant 2 days ago lol

EmCatLover: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL GIRL! THE SECOND LOML, THE REASON I BREATHE 🧘‍♀️

PrettyBoiThings: oxygen is the reason you breathe, Emily

EmCatLover: SHUT UP SPENCER

HotStuff69: lol you guys are too sweet

JayJay: where's your man at, y/n?

HotStuff69: idk he's not answering my texts

Hotchie: Happy birthday baby! and guys we have a case.

HotStuff69: ON MY MFING BIRTHDAY? WHYY 🙄🙄

Hotchie: i'm sorry. be here asap.

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HotStuff69: you guys fucking didn't 😭

EmCatLover: lol we did

bbygirl: did you like our presents??

HotStuff69: yes I did, they were amazing, thank you guys sm ❤️

Hotchie: y/n, come to my office, i'd like to give you mine alone 🙂

HotStuff69: idk babe, strauss is out and about, I don't want her to hear us lol

Hotchie: it's not sex, though I'm not ruling that out today

Hotchie: just come to my office

HotStuff69: sir yes sir 😏

Rossi: tmi

JayJay: hey rossi are you and strauss still fucking or what?

EmCatLover: yeah I'd like to know that as well

Rossi: occasionally

PrettyBoiThings: DEREK WTF ARE YOU DOING, AHHH

bbygirl: oh...oh no, why is that happening in the bullpen-

JayJay: MY EYES 😭

Rossi: ...yeah uh i'm going back to my office and staying there

PrettyBoiThings: DEREK WE'RE IN A ROOM FULL OF AGENTS, WTF-

Hotchie: what is happening-

Hotchie: fucking hell

Hotchie: MORGAN 🤬🤬

HotChocolate: sorry my boyfriend's just so tasty 😋

HotStuff69: there is a time and place for shit like that, you horndog 😒

HotChocolate: Just a few days ago, the whole floor could hear what you and Hotch were doing, y/n 😏