8 AM--
HotStuff69: fuck my head hurts 😫
bbygirl: lol you alright there?
HotStuff69: I shouldn't have drank so much 🥲
HotStuff69: but looking at last night's texts, it seems as tho Hotch wasn't happy with me getting drunk lmaoo
JayJay: yeah he was pissed lol
Hotchie: y/n come to the kitchen. I have ibuprofen and water 💦
HotStuff69: yes sir 😚
PrettyBoiThings: you don't have to call him sir through groupchat, y/n
HotStuff69: I don't have to call him that in bed either, but I do, so 🤷♀️
PrettyBoiThings: ...oh. gotcha. 😫
HotChocolate: Morning beautiful people ❤️
HotChocolate: and a good morning to you, pretty boy 🥰😚
ItalianSausage: can't you people talk over the phone like normal people?
JayJay: nah this is better
PrettyBoiThings: hey hotch if you're reading these texts, why were you so bothered by y/n being drunk?
HotChocolate: you're seriously going to ignore me Reid? 😢
Hotchie: ok look, Jessica found out about my relationship with y/n and she isn't happy with me
Hotchie: her sister died over a year ago, you would think she'd be fine with me dating again
JayJay: the fact that you referred your dead ex wife as her sister 💀💀
ItalianSausage: have you told Jack about you two yet?
Hotchie: yes and he doesn't seem to mind. He loves having y/n over
HotChocolate: Doesn't everyone agree Reid looks handsome today? 😊
bbygirl: wait are you two together rn?
PrettyBoiThings: NO WE'RE NOT 😒
PrettyBoiThings: morgan you haven't even seen me today
HotChocolate: doesn't mean I don't think you look good today 😍😉
JayJay: could you two be anymore obvious lmao
PrettyBoiThings: what? we're not a thing 🙃
PrettyBoiThings: he's the last person I'd ever be with
HotStuff69: so you'd be with Rossi before him? LOL
ItalianSausage: wait what
PrettyBoiThings: ...ok second to last person I'd be with
HotChocolate: ouch Reid 😭
PrettyBoiThings: truth hurts 😂
bbygirl: honestly Reid I think you secretly want Morgan but you just won't admit it 🥳
JayJay: I love how we went from talking about Hotch's sister in law problems to this 🤣
PrettyBoiThings: I might be gay but I'm not THAT gay
HotChocolate: tf is that supposed to mean? Lol
PrettyBoiThings: it means, you're not my type
HotStuff69: oop-
Hotchie: Jessica is literally texting me to come to her place so we could chat about my relationship with y/n
HotStuff69: you didn't tell her we work together right? That might send her off 😂
Hotchie: I did not but why do I have a feeling someone else did?
ItalianSausage: You do have a son that talks, Hotch
Hotchie: brb
HotChocolate: I'm so sick of the tension, Reid. I'm coming to your place rn 😙
PrettyBoiThings: at 8 in the morning on a Sunday?!
HotChocolate: Yup 😏
bbygirl: I can't believe I'm saying this but GET SOME REID, WOO! 🥳🥳🥳
ItalianSausage: I don't even know what to think about all of this
PrettyBoiThings: Yeah, me either
Hotchie: I can confirm my son did, in fact, talk to his aunt recently and told her about me and y/n
bbygirl: does she know you're her superior? lol
Hotchie: Yeah 😔
PrettyBoiThings: why does she care tho?
Hotchie: she just threatened to report me if I don't end things with y/n 🙃
bbygirl: WHAT
bbygirl: why the hell would she do that?
Hotchie: I'm guessing she still isn't over the fact that her sister and I got divorced and then her sister died. Idk. But I don't want to end things with y/n when everything's been going great.
ItalianSausage: what you and y/n do is not her business. Besides, tell her you two signed an HR form stating you two are in a relationship and see if she believes it
ItalianSausage: I can sneak into Erin's office and snatch one and get you and y/n to sign it so that you guys have proof. No need to break up.
JayJay: ^^ that's actually genius 😳
bbygirl: wow great thinking Rossi
ItalianSausage: I have my moments
Hotchie changed ItalianSausage to Rossi
Hotchie: since you have a brilliant mind, Dave, I changed your nickname on here back
Rossi: THANK YOU
Rossi: About damn time
JayJay: only problem is, y/n isn't going to like that you did that Hotch lmao
Hotchie: Probably not but I'll tell her Rossi's plan and maybe she'll understand why I did it lol
bbygirl: where even is y/n anyway? did she fall off the face of the earth? LMAO
Hotchie: No, she fell asleep on my couch lol
Hotchie: I'll wake her up
Rossi: Reid and Morgan are being pretty quiet too.
JayJay: probably fucking. And where is Emily?
bbygirl: probably fucking her girlfriend 🤪
Rossi: and that's my cue to leave. Goodbye. Hotch, let me know how it goes
Hotchie: Got it
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kind of a dumb chapter but I've still got writer's block. I might have an idea for next chapter but idk. It's 1 AM right now where I live so here's a new chapter since I haven't posted in 2 days. Next chapter will hopefully be out by tomorrow
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