BossyPants added HotStuff69BossyPants changed his user to Hotchie
HotStuff69: 😝
bbygirl: wtf
HotStuff69: oh shit wrong chat 😭
JayJay: who tf are you talking to with that emoji
JayJay: and also are you ok?
HotStuff69: yeah I'm fine. A little sore but I'm fine
bbygirl: you didn't answer jj's 1st question 😟
HotStuff69: I'm not talking to anyone sheesh 😫
JayJay: but you said "oh shit wrong chat 😭"
Hotchie: did nobody see that I changed my own nickname
HotChocolate: it's way too early for this shit, go to bed people
bbygirl: it's 7 in the morning chocolate thunder. We have to be at work in an hour 😏
HotChocolate: fuck
HotStuff69: so how's everyone's mornings been? 🤩
JayJay: I think I know who you're fucking y/n
HotStuff69: wait what??
Hotchie: JJ not appropriate 😒
JayJay: it's been so obvious-
EmCatLover: what tf did I miss
JayJay: she's screwing Reid 😎
HotStuff69: I AM NOT FUVKINF REID WTF!!
HotStuff69: he threw my ass out his apartment door and now my hips hurt because of him!!
JayJay: ok if you're not fucking Reid then who is it?
Hotchie: JJ if you keep badgering y/n, I'm gonna add another stack of your already ridiculously big stack of paperwork
EmCatLover: omg she's screwing Hotch 🤣🤣
HotChocolate: WHAT 😧
Hotchie: ..
HotStuff69: I gotta get ready for work byee
bbygirl: Hotch is this true?? 😯
Hotchie: it was one time ok? Now everyone drop it
ItalianSausage: I always log in at the worst time
Hotchie: shut it Dave
JayJay: are you two dating?
Hotchie: no
EmCatLover: honestly I didn't see this coming. I always thought it was going to be y/n and Reid because they make more sense lol
bbygirl: idk man. Hot dilf, young milf. Spicy 🌶️
HotChocolate: Garcia 😭😭💀
Hotchie: what did you just call me?
bbygirl: what, am I wrong?
EmCatLover: wait Hotch do you even know what that means?? 😂
ItalianSausage: I don't
JayJay: obviously the Italian doesn't
ItalianSausage: what did I do wrong to deserve this disrespect?
Hotchie: I don't even want to know what that means but I'm sure it's not appropriate
HotChocolate: yeah. Only y/n can call him that 😚
HotStuff69: shut it Morgan 😒
HotChocolate: make me
HotStuff69: I will literally drive to your place and beat the shit out of you like I did with Reid
Hotchie: ok y/n no violence please
EmCatLover: yeah listen to your daddy 😜🥰👌👈
JayJay: EMILY OMG 💀💀💀
ItalianSausage: Why
HotStuff69: I fucking hate it here
Hotchie: guess who's getting more paperwork? 🥰
bbygirl: Hotch using emojis is like Rossi learning how to use the internet
HotChocolate: 😭😭
ItalianSausage: I'm logging off, bye
JayJay: 😂😂😂😂😂
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ngl I'm kinda already getting writer's block lmao so if I don't post as often, that is why. I also work so that's another factor
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