Rossi: Hey Hotch, have you found a babysitter yet?
Hotchie: No. I think I'm going to shorten my hours so I can go be with my son
Rossi: You don't need to do that. My daughter, Joy, is home now and I asked her if she'd be willing to babysit Jack
Hotchie: Dave, I can't ask her to do that
Hotchie: Doesn't she go to school?
Rossi: She's out for the summer and is home and looking for a summer job
Rossi: now that Jessica is out of the picture, I told her about your situation
bbygirl: you should go with it, Hotch. It's either that or you lose a lot of hours in the Bureau.
Hotchie: Would she be willing to cooperate with the hours? Does she realize we sometimes work late or are on cases?
Rossi: Hotch, she's willing, I can assure you this.
bbygirl: wait doesn't she have her own kid??
Rossi: oh shit-yes she does
JayJay: omg you forgot your own grandkid, Rossi??🤣
EmCatLover: I called it. He's starting to get dementia, let's put him in a home😈
Rossi: GUYS
Rossi: CHILL OUT
Rossi: I didn't 'forget' my own grandkid. I just forgot she had other responsibilities
bbygirl: isn't that the same thing???
HotChocolate: lol Rossi, man
HotChocolate: just admit it. you forgot about her
Rossi: I have a grandson
EmCatLover: Are you sure??😌
Hotchie: I really don't want to laugh at a time like this guys, stop 💀
bbygirl: I wish y/n were here. she'd be hollering
JayJay: true. Has anyone spoken to her lately?
PrettyBoiThings: I have.
Hotchie: How is she?
EmCatLover: wait Rossi never answered me LMFAO😭😭😭
Rossi: I AM SURE, PRENTISS. FUCK OFF
JayJay: don't make the italian mad, babe. We talked about this
Rossi: what-
Rossi: you know what, nevermind
PrettyBoiThings: She's fine, all things considered.
PrettyBoiThings: She knows you'd never treat her like that, Hotch
PrettyBoiThings: She's just a bit shaken up
Hotchie: I wish she'd answer my texts😢
bbygirl: so is this babysitting thing with Joy happening or no?
Hotchie: It's a maybe.
bbygirl: send us a picture, Rossi. I forgot what she looks like.
Rossi: how do I send pictures
JayJay: omg
Hotchie: Dave, go to a recent pic of your daughter, press the three tiny dots on the top of your screen and press send and it'll give you several options. Make sure you send it to the group chat and not a social media site.
Rossi: I don't even have social media so no need to worry about that
PrettyBoiThings: Oh, don't accidentally send it to Joy. She'll be wondering why the fuck you're sending her a picture of her lol 😆
HotChocolate: and don't send it to yourself LMFAO
Rossi: Ok
Rossi: did it go through?
Hotchie: no we can't see it
EmCatLover: I bet $100 that he sent the picture to Joy.
JayJay: Fuck that, I'll bet he sent that picture to himself😂
Hotchie: I'll have to agree with JJ. That would be hilarious
PrettyBoiThings: I think I'll side with Emily on this one. Idk. It's something he'd do
Rossi: fuck.
JayJay: Old Italy, language!!
Rossi: no guys, I accidentally sent a naked picture of Erin-
Hotchie: WHAT?
PrettyBoiThings: ...
PrettyBoiThings: I'm going back to work. I am muting the chat.
EmCatLover: GEKJFHKSEHLEK ROSSI WHAT THE FUCK MAN🥲🥲🥲
JayJay: who'd you send it to? lol
Hotchie: David, how in the hell did you go from trying to send a picture of your own daughter to a naked picture of my boss??
Rossi: After failing to send a picture of Joy, my screen froze so I managed to refresh it. Well, what I didn't know until now is that my pictures can also refresh in different order and instead of Joy being the first picture to see, it turns out Erin was the first but I overlooked it and at first, I was overjoyed that I actually sent a picture this time.
Rossi: and yeah I accidentally sent a naked picture of Erin to my daughter.
Rossi: she has not responded
Rossi: and I don't think she's ever going to
Rossi: I think she's gonna block me at this point-
HotChocolate: Someone take Rossi's phone away
Hotchie: Will do.
Rossi: wait guys Joy responded
JayJay: lol what she say?
Rossi: she said "what the fuck dad."
bbygirl: understandable.
bbygirl: I'd still like to see what she looks like tho
Rossi: she looks like me. that's all you need to know.
Rossi: wait I think I've got it
Rossi:
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bbygirl: she's gorgeous!!😍😍😍
HotChocolate: Hey you got it right, Italy
bbygirl: is she single?
JayJay: get it Garcia!! 🥰
Rossi: no she's engaged
bbygirl: damn😭
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I might have something cooked up for Garcia. Maybe. :)