BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

Joy to the Rescue! Maybe. (22)

---a few days later

Rossi: Hey Hotch, have you found a babysitter yet?

Hotchie: No. I think I'm going to shorten my hours so I can go be with my son

Rossi: You don't need to do that. My daughter, Joy, is home now and I asked her if she'd be willing to babysit Jack

Hotchie: Dave, I can't ask her to do that

Hotchie: Doesn't she go to school?

Rossi: She's out for the summer and is home and looking for a summer job

Rossi: now that Jessica is out of the picture, I told her about your situation

bbygirl: you should go with it, Hotch. It's either that or you lose a lot of hours in the Bureau.

Hotchie: Would she be willing to cooperate with the hours? Does she realize we sometimes work late or are on cases?

Rossi: Hotch, she's willing, I can assure you this.

bbygirl: wait doesn't she have her own kid??

Rossi: oh shit-yes she does

JayJay: omg you forgot your own grandkid, Rossi?? 🤣

EmCatLover: I called it. He's starting to get dementia, let's put him in a home 😈

Rossi: GUYS

Rossi: CHILL OUT

Rossi: I didn't 'forget' my own grandkid. I just forgot she had other responsibilities

bbygirl: isn't that the same thing???

HotChocolate: lol Rossi, man

HotChocolate: just admit it. you forgot about her

Rossi: I have a grandson

EmCatLover: Are you sure?? 😌

Hotchie: I really don't want to laugh at a time like this guys, stop 💀

bbygirl: I wish y/n were here. she'd be hollering

JayJay: true. Has anyone spoken to her lately?

PrettyBoiThings: I have.

Hotchie: How is she?

EmCatLover: wait Rossi never answered me LMFAO 😭😭😭

Rossi: I AM SURE, PRENTISS. FUCK OFF

JayJay: don't make the italian mad, babe. We talked about this

Rossi: what-

Rossi: you know what, nevermind

PrettyBoiThings: She's fine, all things considered.

PrettyBoiThings: She knows you'd never treat her like that, Hotch

PrettyBoiThings: She's just a bit shaken up

Hotchie: I wish she'd answer my texts 😢

bbygirl: so is this babysitting thing with Joy happening or no?

Hotchie: It's a maybe.

bbygirl: send us a picture, Rossi. I forgot what she looks like.

Rossi: how do I send pictures

JayJay: omg

Hotchie: Dave, go to a recent pic of your daughter, press the three tiny dots on the top of your screen and press send and it'll give you several options. Make sure you send it to the group chat and not a social media site.

Rossi: I don't even have social media so no need to worry about that

PrettyBoiThings: Oh, don't accidentally send it to Joy. She'll be wondering why the fuck you're sending her a picture of her lol 😆

HotChocolate: and don't send it to yourself LMFAO

Rossi: Ok

Rossi: did it go through?

Hotchie: no we can't see it

EmCatLover: I bet $100 that he sent the picture to Joy.

JayJay: Fuck that, I'll bet he sent that picture to himself 😂

Hotchie: I'll have to agree with JJ. That would be hilarious

PrettyBoiThings: I think I'll side with Emily on this one. Idk. It's something he'd do

Rossi: fuck.

JayJay: Old Italy, language!!

Rossi: no guys, I accidentally sent a naked picture of Erin-

Hotchie: WHAT?

PrettyBoiThings: ...

PrettyBoiThings: I'm going back to work. I am muting the chat.

EmCatLover: GEKJFHKSEHLEK ROSSI WHAT THE FUCK MAN🥲🥲🥲

JayJay: who'd you send it to? lol

Hotchie: David, how in the hell did you go from trying to send a picture of your own daughter to a naked picture of my boss??

Rossi: After failing to send a picture of Joy, my screen froze so I managed to refresh it. Well, what I didn't know until now is that my pictures can also refresh in different order and instead of Joy being the first picture to see, it turns out Erin was the first but I overlooked it and at first, I was overjoyed that I actually sent a picture this time.

Rossi: and yeah I accidentally sent a naked picture of Erin to my daughter.

Rossi: she has not responded

Rossi: and I don't think she's ever going to

Rossi: I think she's gonna block me at this point-

HotChocolate: Someone take Rossi's phone away

Hotchie: Will do.

Rossi: wait guys Joy responded

JayJay: lol what she say?

Rossi: she said "what the fuck dad."

bbygirl: understandable.

bbygirl: I'd still like to see what she looks like tho

Rossi: she looks like me. that's all you need to know.

Rossi: wait I think I've got it

Rossi:

bbygirl: she's gorgeous!! 😍😍😍

HotChocolate: Hey you got it right, Italy

bbygirl: is she single?

JayJay: get it Garcia!! 🥰

Rossi: no she's engaged

bbygirl: damn 😭

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I might have something cooked up for Garcia. Maybe. :)