BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

Stress-uh, sorry, Strauss (19)

Hotchie: Guys I am so so sorry 😢

bbygirl: for what?

HotChocolate: for deez nuts 🥜

HotChocolate: gottem 😘😘😘

bbygirl: Derek-🖕🖕🖕

Hotchie: shut up morgan 🙄

Hotchie added Strauss to the chat

HotChocolate: what is happening?

JayJay: woah why is Stress here?

Strauss: Excuse me? And what is up with the nicknames on here? Aaron, change them back, along with the group name.

JayJay: Sorry it was a typo 🫢

EmCatLover: was it really a typo, JJ? 🤔🤔🤔

JayJay: ...

Strauss: Ignoring that. Aaron, what is the meaning of this groupchat? You said it was professional

Hotchie: It is, but you caught us off guard when you forced me to add you to this chat.

HotStuff69: hey what gives, why is big boss here??

bbygirl: yeah I don't like this

Strauss: I am here because I wanted to know what you all discuss

Strauss: and also, who are you and who gave you that inappropriate nickname?

bbygirl: that's y/n, ma'am

Rossi: Erin, calm down please. Look, this groupchat isn't always professional, I admit that, but we don't say or do anything that's completely inappropriate

Strauss: The nicknames, Rossi. Care to explain that?

JayJay: oh she called him by his last name 💀💀

Strauss: so?

JayJay: Just last week, we heard you call Rossi by his first name...and not in an appropriate way either

EmCatLover: LOL JAYJAY GO OFFFFF QUEEEEEEN 🥳🥳😍😍😘😘

Hotchie: I-

HotStuff69: lol

HotStuff69: also I'm ok, Strauss, thanks for the concern 🙃🙃🙃

HotChocolate: Damn double homicide LMFAO 😭😭

Strauss: I beg your pardon?

PrettyBoiThings: what y/n is trying to say is, you didn't ask if she was ok when she got shot the other day. No concern.

Strauss: Well, I'm sorry for that. Is your shoulder ok?

HotStuff69: Mhm. 😒

Hotchie: Look, Strauss, we are professionals, ok? and sometimes, we need to let loose on...our personalities a bit

Strauss: and relationships too, I suppose

JayJay: wait what

Strauss: I mean, you called me out on my...fling with David. Don't think I don't know what you all do outside of work...and sometimes, inside of work.

Strauss: Like Aaron's relationship with y/n, and Derek and Spencer...I even heard a rumor about Jennifer and Emily.

Strauss: Garcia, if there's someone on the team you're having relations with, I'm all ears.