Female Monsters (Monster Hunter) X Male Reader

Marital Spat: Fem Teostra and Lunastra

Y/N gets splashed by some water, which wakes him up instantly as he looks around frantically.

Y/n: "I'm up!"

Hearing a deep sigh behind him, he turns around to see Sean, who dumped the water on him.

Sean: "Wake the fuck up, (Insert Favorite Weapon Type) user. You got monsters to bone."

Y/N blinks a few times and then looks confused. Sean then sighs and crouches down to him before throwing some Lifepowder around and then shoving an Energy Drink to him.

Y/N: "Where have you been? It's been like yea-"

Sean shushes him and then sighs again.

Sean: "I thought I moved past this, but I kinda miss it, so I came back... for however long that might be. Anyway, enough about me. "

Sean shrugs and then gestures to the glowing cave.

Y/N: "What about it?"

Sean: "You know the drill, get up and bang monsters so we can keep the ecosystem safe and blah blah blah... Look, let me level with you on a meta sense. I've lost my touch with these funny/cringe intros, so we're just gonna roll with it things until they get better, okay?"

Y/N stands up and dusts himself off before Sean sighs as they start walking towards the glowing cave. The heat of the area rises as they get closer and closer to the enticing colors. They continue down into the cave and hear the sounds of arguing and what sounds like explosions. The two finally make it to the source and see Lunastra and what looks like a female Teostra wrestling with each other. The two massive beasts go at it, growling and snarling at each other as their large chests press together, Teostra's being the larger of the pair, squishing them to their respective owners.

Teostra: "I told you not to bite!"

Lunastra: "What's wrong with a little spice in our lives?"

Teostra: "Grrrrr, You never listen to me!"

Lunastra: "And you never want to experiment!"

The two continue wrestling as the duo of hunters watch.

Y/N: "Why are they fighting?"

Sean: "I forgor... So let's just go with hormones and lack of communication."

Y/N: "So? What do we do?"

Just the sound of a grappling hook was heard as Y/N looked at his foot and saw rope around it. He then looks at Sean.

Sean: "We... Who's we... there is no we"

Sean then gestures to the grappling hook, which hits a rock on the cavern ceiling and then causes them to start falling.

Sean: "Anyway, I'll be back here if you need me."

The rock falling then drags Y/N through the air and down to where the two monsters were fighting. They stop at the sound and look down at him.

Y/N: "Ummm... Hello"

The monster duo look at each other before Teostra starts growling, and they both walk over before standing over him.

Teostra: "A hunter? As if my day couldn't get worse. Let's just kill him and be done with it. "

Lunastra: "Hold on, I kinda think he's cute, Teostra."

Teostra stops and the glares at her.

Teostra: "You're not serious, right?"

Lunastra then cuts the rope off his leg and picks him up, holding him upside down by his leg.