CHAPTER 09 || High Kevin

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Jense: YOU ARE AMAZING! FUCKING GREAT JOB OUT THERE! YOUR OVERTAKINGS WERE AWESOME! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU DARLING!!

Max: I don't know, who this text was meant for but it's fucking sweet!

Pierre: 🥹

Alex: 🤧😭

George: I think you broke them...

Pierre: The person says thanks!

Charles: Are you...?

Pierre: No!

Jense: You were also fucking amazing Alex! You did a really great job out there!

Alex: Thanks Dad!

Lewis: Guys! We planned to do a padel cup since everyone can play it!

Nico: We would do it in Teams

Seb: Like Redbull vs. McLaren etc.

Mark: Seb and me, Kimi and Romain, Jenson and Nico are in one team. Stoffel and Passi, Mick and Kita, Danny and Yuki, Daniil and Marc

Daniil: Whos Marc?

Danny: Marc Marquez

Max: The MotoGP driver?

Danny: Yes :)

Mick: Guys, Kevin's acting strange!

George: Yeah, like he's drunk

Checo: Or high

Val: Not again!

Seb: HE'S HIGH ON A REGULAR BASIS??

Val: Noo he just took two antidepressants instead of one.

Lewis: Nico, go look after him please!

Nico: I'm not on track

Lewis: HULKENBERG NOT ROSBERG

Hulkie: Fine

Val: He acts like a 5 years old and thinks like one

Val: Take his hand while crossing the street, otherwise he would cross it without looking

Kevin: With the hope of getting hit by a car :D

Val: Right, he can't really lie when hes like this

Val: Oh, and please praise him when he has done something well. Like waiting for you, for example.

Hulkie: That's interesting

Val: Childhood trauma

Kevin: No one ever said that I was doing something good :)

Val: See...

Seb: Ouch...

Hulkie: I'm off and about to look after him

Hulkie: See ya!

Kimi: Bwoah I feel sorry for Kevin

Val: Noone really cares for him

Mick: Except from Hulk

Danny: Who doesn't show it

Lewis: That hurts

Val: You know what really hurts? When you need to explain to a 27 years old man, what love is. Because his parents didn't bother telling or showing him, so he never really learned it. Then he gets new colleagues. He doesn't know how to interact with them properly. So you also need to explain THAT THEY DON'T FUCKING HATE HIM AND THAT THEY ARE NOT LIKE HIS FUCKING PARENTS

Mick: That was 2020

Mick: Then he got me as his teammate and now he has a little brother who protects him!

Este: Why did Hulk shout "Please wait for me!", went to Kevin who was standing at the kerbside, took his hand and said "Great job Kev!"

Lance: It was cute tho!

Daniil: Because he's high

Este: Oh...

Seb: Different topic please!

Kimi: Bwoah does anyone has questions for the padel thing?

Charles: Where is it?

Lewis: Monaco

Nico: Where the next race is

Charles: Home GP 🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨

Max: Right...

Seb: Time for you to go to bed!

Charles: But Papa!

Kimi: Bwoah

Charles: Fine, gute Nacht

Seb: Good night to you too!

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Next one :)

There are basically 4 main couples this time. Who do you think is it?

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