CHAPTER 43 || Pick up lines

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Mick: THERE IS A FLYING COW!!!

Kimi: The fuck?

Mick: Oh, never mind, it's Nicos Renault

Hulkie: ...

Kevin: That...WOW! Phew, that was a low blow

Mick: Which leads us to the next topic!

Alex: ✨️Pick-up lines✨️

Yuki: Are you French Pierre?

Pierre: You know that I am, why?

Yuki: Because Eiffel for you

Pierre: Oh my...

Max: Christian always says to follow my dreams

Max: Lead the way Charlie :)

Charles: kajdkksndkslsldnynslslks

Checo: I see you like tequila Dani. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

Daniil: Ofc it's something with tequila 😂

Passi: Do you know the difference between history and you?

Stoffel: What is it?

Passi: History is the past and you are my future

Stoffel: I- I-

Max: HE'S BWOKEN!! HAHA

Lando: Stop with the bwoken

Carlos: Do you have a map Lando?

Lando: No, why?

Carlos: I just got lost in your eyes.

Este: Kiss me if I’m wrong Lance, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Lance: Sorry, but I think you'll receive a kiss WHEN YOU'RE BACK WITH THE POPCORN

Este: 😬

Danny: Are you a keyboard Marc?

Marc: How...

Danny: Because you're just my type

Marc: Okay, that one was acceptable

Alex: My Papa said sharing is caring but, no...you're all mine!

George: Good to know

Lando: Good to know that George immediately knows that the pick up line is for him

Charles: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Kimi: Can I borrow a kiss Sebby? I promise to give one back

Mick: You broke him 🥲

Nikita: I broke you too :)

Kimi: EXCUSE ME?!

Nikita: Whoopsie

Mick: 🤭

Mark: They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Nando: That one was okay

Mick: I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Nikita: But you're already in my-

Kimi: EXCUSE ME MINI KVYAT?!

Nikita: Ehm...

Lewis: Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty

Max: OF COURSE NOW YOU AND BRITNEY ARE ONLINE

Michael: I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Mick: Didn't need to know that you're top 💀

Mika: It's actually the other way around

Mick: I STILL DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT

Danny: With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

Marc: This one is better. But same

Max: I'll just ignore this one

Pascal: Like Seb ignored Kimis?

Charles: 😂😂😂

Pierre: I'm dying

Jense: I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Nico: That one was a low blow

Romain: You need to go down for it too ;)

Max: 💀

Nando: 2016 VIBES!!

Lewis: Pretty gay

Jense: Because I am?

Kimi: For I'd gone from soft to hard in 2 Seconds

Stoffel: Still for Seb

Michael: F1 RIZZ

Max: WOHOOO

Charles: You can't top that

Mick: I'm pretty sure Seb would be bottom, yes

Seb: Says who

Max: IT'S TOPPED

Max: IT'S TOPPED

*Toto left the group chat*

Hulkie: He's a little traumatized?

Kevin: I'm too

Oscar: I didn't understand the last ones :(

Logan: Same

Mick: They're still so little 🥹🥹

Stoffel: How innocent must Max have been than

Max: Way less

Jense: Thanks to the brocedes drama

Lewis: Time to go offline

Nico: Definitely

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Next one :)

I needed some for my best friend and just made a chapter out of it.

I don't know about you but my tiktok for you page is just Christmas, Lewis with kids (fucking adorable) or Max having Christian as a dad and Toto being a dad to Mick.

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