CHAPTER 17 || Parents

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Marc: Do you do often things like this?

Danny: Like what?

Marc: The padel cup. Being together, have fun, ignore the rivalries and be friends

Danny: Sadly no

Marc: Aww :(

Max: I heard Dad talking about something

Nando: ??

Max: It's a sleepover with all the drivers

Lewis: We're gonna die

Max: He promised to invite Seb :)

Hulkie: Oh thank god!

Kevin: So no one's gonna die?

Hulkie: Kev, we talked about this 😅

Kevin: So hopefully no one is gonna die?

Hulkie: Well done!

Kevin: :)

Romain: Note it JB!

Jense: Chill I did it!

Kevin: 🤨

Romain: 🙃

Nando: We need to talk!

Romain: Sorry?

Nando: Nvm

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*Favorite parents*

Nando: We need to talk!

Mark: Do we?

Nando: Not you! The rest

Mark: /(^•^)\

Romain: What does Mark know that we don't?

Nando: It's more of a "What has Mark that you don't"

Jense: Your virginity for sure

Romain: 😂😂

Nando: Stfu 😒

Seb: Tell us

Nico: Apart from the obvious

Nando: A letter

Jense: Didn't know you two send love letters

Mark: Jenson

Jense: What Mr. Alonso?

Mark: Just stop it!

Jense: Whyyyyyyyy?

Mark: BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

Jense: 🙃

Nico: Can we please concentrate on the important things?

Jense: Go cuddling your boyfriend!

Nico: Excuse me?

Jense: My God, fuck him or whatever

Nico: What the hell are you talking about?

Jense: LEWIS CARL DAVIDSON HAMILTON

Nico: I HATE HIM

Jense: THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MOANING HIS NAME

Jense: WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

Nico: And?

Jense: You're the room next door?!

Lewis: Could you all just shut the fuck up??

Nando: What's your problem now?

Lewis: THAT SEB ISN'T ON TRACK!!!

Nando: ...

Jense: GUYS!

Jense: HELLO?!

Jense: I NEED FUCKING GOD DAMN HELP!!

Nando: What is it?

Jense: What would you do if hypothetically a drunk and crying kid is standing in front of your door?

Jense: While your boyfriend is there?

Nico: Put the boyfriend in the kitchen and the kid into the bed?

Jense: Right!

Nico: Why?

Jense: Nothing, don't worry!

Nico: Okay :)

Seb: OH MA GOD WHICH FUCKING KID??!!

Jense: I SAID THEORETICALLY HYPOTHETICALLY!!

Seb: JUST TELL ME WHO!?

Jense: NO ONE

Jense: It was just a question

Romain: When you have a crying kid in front of you who wants it's biggest enemy, what do you do?

Seb: WHAT!?

Romain: It's hypothetically ofc

Seb: GET HIM THE FUCKING ENEMY!?

Seb: AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT'S CHARLES WHO'S CRYING YOU'RE DEAD!! WITH MICK EVEN MORE!!

Mark: Now we know who the favorite is

Kimi: Bwoah just end this conversation

*Kimi closed the chat for 4 hours*

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Next one :)

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