its yokohama not yokohomo
y/n: :(
ranpo: whats wrong noob
y/n : im so bored and its so quiet
tachihara: lmak imagine
ranpo: tachihara.
ranpo: fancyhat and dazai gone for too long?
y/n: stupid fucking missions.
shittyzai: I SAID SORRY D:
y/n: nuh uh
shittyzai: I DIDDDD
y/n: theres no snacks at my door so you didnt.
tanizaki: holy fuck y/n n ranpo are so alike
ranpo: noob want me to come over? poe bought me a whole bunch of snacks :D
y/n: RLLY OKAY
ranpo: :3
chu: how are these two full grown men
y/n: shut up and dont come back.
chu: im sorry love
y/n: its okay
shittyzai: CHIBI CAN DO IT OVER TEXT AND YOU WANT SNACKS FROM ME?
y/n: deal with it
shittyzai: I HAVE NO MONEY
chu: y/n me and shittyzai are coming back in an hour ill buy you snacks
y/n: why cant you be like this osamu😒
shittyzai: i give things in my own way
y/n: UOU WONT GIEV ME HEAD
shittyzai: it was worth a try
4 hours later
y/n: KOLYA
nikolai >.< : YA?
y/n: come over im bored
shittyzai: why HIM
chu: me ranpo and dazai are all downstairs meaning you have MULTIPLE ways of fixing your boredom yet you ask the fucking clown to come over?
y/n: yes.
nikolai >.<: oki! ill come over when im done trying to get fedya to eat this poison!
lice collecter: dont announce that in a groupchat im also included in if you dont want me to be aware.
nikolai >.<: oopsies! ill teleport there right now then :3
ranpo: no more snacks for you y/n
y/n: thats fine i already took a whole bunch earlier ;3
ranpo: WHAT.
y/n: you cant do anything about it btw its somewhere youre not able to find out about, even if you do you wont be capable of getting a hold of it 😈
nikolai >.<: :0 can i have some?!???
y/n: yeah not like im gonna even try to eat them all
shittyzai: FUCK YOU IM TAKING CHIBI GO WITH YOUR FUCKING STUPID EUROPEAN TERROISTS
Q: y/n x chuuya x dazai divorce lore?
oda: dazai apolagize to y/n now before im extremly disappointed. that isnt how you talk to your boyfriend because of some snacks.
shittyzai: im sorry.
shittyzai: WIAT ODA????
y/n: LMFAO?
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ill make longer chapters soon
also, y/n basically survives off snacks instead of full meals bc of ehem so thats why the other sillys buy him snacks all the time
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