nikolai: TELL ME WHY
sigma: no.
nikolai: finish the lyrics :(
y/n: no.
nikolai: PLS
ryu: can you shut it
lice collector: say sorry before i fuck up the weretigers life.
ryu:...sorry.
shittyzai: thats wild💀
furry: seeing that from someone who cant even shower is crazy
1 hour later
y/n: POE
y/n: POE
y/n: POE
y/n: POE
y/n: POE
y/n: YOU FUCKING AMERICAN GET ONLINE
poe: ??
y/n: can you make more c.ai bots for me i talked to all the ones you made
poe: i made 20+....
y/n: yeah and? i had 3+ hour long convos with all of them and got bored
poe: fine... "( - ⌓ - )
ranpo: touch grass both of you
y/n: at least im not playing roblox 24/7 with 14 yr olds
ranpo: HOWD YOU KNOW
chu: y/n youre no better youre on your psp a concerning amount to the point it overheated so much it stopped working and i had to buy a new one
y/n: kill uouself
chu: yourself*
y/n: i hate you all
later..?
tachihara: GUYS I have a very important question.
gin: all of your questions are fucking stupid
tachihara: NO BUT
tanizaki: alr what is it
y/n: hi
tachihara: whats y/ns ability?? like surly it has to be something powerful and works well with soukoku for boss to constantly group them together for some bigger missions now too
y/n: ....bye
gin: you actually dont sound stupid for once
ranpo: even i cant figure it out wth
y/n: its pretty privilege
chu: stop lying to yourself
y/n: DIVORCE.
chu: WERE NOT EVEN MARRIED
y/n: my ability is looking so hot that the enemy gets heat stroke
shittyzai: try again
y/n: WDYMMM
ryu: why cant you just fucking say it.
ranpo: all i know is he thinks its not interesting or something
y/n: shut up before i send them what you read on a daily basis
ranpo: smh
elise: ill send that one photo of you when you first got drunk at lupin if you dont tell them
y/n: .....my silly ability is controlling time and shi, like stopping it, making it go faster and slower, reversing and yeah and m*ri and the president makes us work together for some missions bc my time thing makes it easier for those two shit heads BECAUSE WHY TF DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR YOUR ABILITY TO ACTIVATE and i can reverse your stupid mistakes and ive stopped the pm AND ada from seeing their end multiple times:3
shittyzai: how did you type all that out so fast what the fuck
ranpo: whatever my ability is better
y/n: sure..
shittyzai: elise im your favourite right let me see the photo of y/n
y/n: what no
elise: dms
y/n: YOU DMJNG IT TO HIM IS NO BETTER TAHN SENDIFNF IT HERE
elise: want me to send it here then?
y/n: WIAT NO
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