gin: hey guys me and higuchi are dating
chu: now i owe y/n alot of money ffs
ranpo: well no shit fucking idiots call eachother 'love' in here 24/7
fukuzawa: ranpo this is one of the times where you need to stfu. and thank you for telling us gin!
shittyzai: i think i just hit someone with y/ns car
kunikida: WHAT
y/n: just wait till you get home dazai :3
shittyzai: what do you mean by ythat... why did you use my last name...
y/n: nothing, just you'll feel very welcome when you come home :D
shittyzai: ...y/n.. youre not mad at me right..
y/n: LESBIAN APOCALYPSE
shittyzai: ANSWER MT QUESTION?
y/n: im gonna guess who else are dating in this gc
shittyzai: DONT IGBNORE ME
y/n: you guys see sum?
ranpo: nah
kunikida: nope must just be an annoying ass virus
y/n: figured. ANYWAYS tanizaki and tachihara.
tachihara: no point in hiding it now
tanizaki: god fucking damn it
y/n: woah. anyways next kouyou and yosano
yosano: istg
kouyou: very well then. i knew you would find out sooner or later.
y/n: RANPO YOU BETTERR WATCH OUT FOR THAT TITLE OF YOURS
ranpo: STFU
y/n: nuh uh, now kyouka and kenji :3
kyouka: kenji isnt even in here, but yeah we are :)
y/n: YAYY then yumeno and elise
elise: i wouldnt call it DATING....
q: ..whatever im not gonna answer because you all are boring and theres no drama
y/n: boring? alright then sometimes sigma gets convinced into joining fedya and kolyas in THOSE times
tachihara: thats notso bad
y/n: then the next day he rants to me for hours about everything they have done together in full detail and yeah its bad.
q: WHATD THEY DO???
y/n: not saying im keeping it for blackmail purposes because :3
sigma: ...
nikolai: i'll gladly tell you!
sigma: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO NOT SHUT YOUR LOUD ASS MOUTH OR STOP TYPING I'LL MAKE SURE YOU CANNOT DO THOSE ACTIONS.
nikolai: :(
sigma: kill yourself.
kyouka has added 'kenji!'.
kenji!: HII EVERYONEE :D
kyouka: hi :)
y/n: HELLO SON also dont worry about reading the msgs that were sent before you joined 😇
kenji!: hiihi y/n! and alright!
chu: now why the hell would you add another child in this god forbidden groupchat
kenji!: heya fancy hat man!
chu: ..hi
shittyzai: oh! kenji! i need you to do something very important for me! you see im not able to finish the papers on my desk may you do them?
kenji!: absolutely not.
'kenji!' has left the groupchat.
shittyzai: well damn.
kunikida: fuck is your ass on about "not able to finish" you havent even touched them.
shittyzai: shut up
kunikida: y/n is already gonna beat your ass dont add onto it.
shittyzai: what if i like getting my ass beat?
y/n: BLOCKED.
shittyzai: IM SORRFY PLEASE
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