y/n: GUYS
shittyzai: GUYS GET ONLIEN
y/n: GUYS
shittyzai: HOLY SHIT
y/n: GUYS
y/n: GUYS
y/n: GUYS
y/n: GUYS
y/n: GUYS
y/n: GUYS
kunikida: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
yosano: did someone get hurt?😼
ranpo: ok what did you two shit heads do
y/n: WELL uh
chu: alright fucking spit it out already
shittyzai: thats what he said
chu: ykw i dont even care anymore.
y/n: now since you dont care im telling you😈
y/n: me n shittyzai wanted to piss off random people in alleyways and it was funny until osamu thought it was an amazing idea to piss off SKME FUCKGIGN TERRIFYIGN BUFF ASS MEN WOTH GUNS then one of them kicked osamu in the gut badly and the mf was lkke "it hurt didnt it" in a mockingly way and THIS BITCH ASS WAS LIKE "when i fell from heaven? yeah youre right but unfortunately for you im married!" and their smile dropped AND THEY STARTED CHASING US WITH A GODDAMN CHAINSAW IDK WHETE THEY GOT TAHAR FROM
y/n: anyways we are currently hiding frim them!
y/n: ANS FOR FUCKS SAKE YOURE NOT MARRIED OSAMU
chu: ....
chu: your ability..
y/n: the pussys holdingn on to me for dear life (surprisingly) so i cant use it
yosano: make sure to lose a limp or two!
ranpo: bring mcdonalds after
y/n: fuck that im getting osamu killed after this for being stupid
shittyzai: oki!!
y/n: oh shit nevermind forgot hed like that
chu: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I TRACK YOUR PHONES.
y/n: oh! anyways i wanna play mario kart someone play with me OR ANIMAL CROSSING :0
kunikida: Y/N YOU ARE LITERALLY HIDING IN AN ALLEY FROM MEN WITH CHAINSAWS
y/n: ...oh
nikolai: i can come over there and kill them with the chainsaws
shittyzai: no this is a form of entertainment dont ruin it clown
kunikida: you guys are the DEFINITION of stupid
y/n: i hear the vro vro vrrrerr vrrororrrrrr sound!
shittyzai: is getting killeed by a chainsaw painful
ranpo: well no shit fucking idiot
shittyzai: rude >~<
kajii: and these two mfs were feared executives? aint no wayyy
lice collecter: dont be fooled though.
tachihara: wdymm??
lice collecter: nothing dont worry.
y/n:🤨
lice collecter: ah i have tradees to do bye.
y/n: I TOOK ALL THE PETS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT THOUGH?
lice collecter: dont even. instead worry about the men youre hiding from.
shittyzai: whatever this is boring i think they forgot abt it
y/n: yeah smh
y/n: ISH HSIT THEH FOCJND USJ
ranpo: "oh shit they found us"
nikolai: have fun !!
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