❝ Reminder Chuuya isn't here to hold me back from stabbing you. ❞
✑ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 Ranpos brother (reader) and the rest of bsd characters are all shameless ass mfs in one groupchat..
》I do not own bsd or any characters mentioned in this fanfic !! B...
ranpo: YOU BUY KARL A PHONE BUT YOU CANT GET ME SNACKS??
poe: BUT im in america dear. how would i get you snacks?
ranpo: ....whtvefer
y/n: whatever*
ranpo: shut up and buy me snacks
y/n: ...dont tell me you managed to finish FOUR YEARS WORTH OF SNACKS ALREADY
ranpo: deal with it. bring them to the agency
y/n: ykw fine
tachihara: WHAT
chu: dont question it.
4 hours later
shittyzai: SOMEONE JUMP OFF A BUILDING WITH ME shittyzai: Y/N
y/n: ykw im feeling nice today what building are we jumping off
kunikida: oh my fucking god i cant wait till your stupid brains are developed fully so the stupid decisions stop.
shittyzai: who sakd im gonna be alive by theb
y/n: kunikida you are the same age as us 🤨
kunikida: mine must have developed faster
shittyzai: SURE IT DID...
kunikida: DO YOU WANT MORE REPORTS TO WRITE?
shittyzai: not like im gonna do them anyways 🤷♂️
karl: 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅😣😣🙏😹dhauwysgaatuxpyzrydl😹🕸️🧍😹💯
y/n: i agree
ryu: what...
ranpo: are you hating on karl? WOW
furry: you rich people smh..
ryu: WHAT... ryu: WHAT DID I DO
nikolai: idk and no one cares! nikolai: anyways guys i was nice today >.<
y/n: ....what makes you say that....
nikolai: i only stalked fedya for 23 hours instead of 24 !! ;3
fedya: oh?
y/n: is that why you are under my bed for an hour instead?
nikolai: :0 YOU KNOW??
y/n: i can hear you giggling its not that hard to figure out you were there.
nikolai: oops! ^^
chu: HE WAS THERE FOR A WHOLE ASS HOUR? AND YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING?
y/n:🤷♂️
ryu: JINKO WHAT DO YOU MEAN "oh well" ryu: IS IT BAD THAT IM RICH??😕
furry: 🤷♂️
ryu: FFS ryu: DO YOU WANT ALL MY MOENY?? ryu: ATSUSHI ryu: DO YOU ACTUALLY HATE RICH PEOPLE? ryu: DO YOU HATE ME? ryu: ARE YOU STUPID? ryu: IM I INCLUDED IN THE "i hate rich people" ryu: NO MORE TEA ON RICE.
furry: WIAT A GOD DAMN MINUET
fukuchi added himself
y/n: oh god.
a/n:
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