y/n: 🔥🦅🇺🇸🦅🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🦅🦅🇺🇸🔥🔥
y/n: RAHHHH
y/n: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
sigma: its fucking 3:21 AM WHAT ARE YOU DOING
y/n: everyones bullshit got to me and im starting to lose it
ryuu: AT THREE AM?
y/n: and may i ask why YOU both are awake.
ryuu: ...anyways continue what you were doing.
sigma: im up because A CERTAIN CLOWN CAN NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP im gonna pull my hair out
sigma: oh great fyodor got scammed on adopt me and wont stop cursing in russian
y/n: ... ADOPt ME?💀
y/n: wait i have a way of getting them to stfu
sigma: its dead silent what did you do
y/n: just found the address of who scammed fedya and gave it to kolya so he could scare them then i tricked fedya to sleep.🤷♂️
sigma: this is why you are my favourite
chu: for fucks sake
shittyzai: how come you didnt put in that effort when i got scammed :(
y/n: bc that was just sad
y/n: 1 it was a fucking 8 year old who scammed you 2 i just did that so sigma could get some sleep, youre smart stop being obnoxiously stupid before i go insane
shittyzai: :3
furry: dazai, are you home right now?
shittyzai: nope! im with chibi and n/n!
furry: good stay there for the sake of your ears
ryuu:...
shittyzai: wasnt planning on leaving
shittyzai: wait...
sigma: AT THIS HOUR?
y/n: i have learnt to just not question any of it
kunikida: i block it out of my memory.
furry: be like y/n and kunikida!
ryu: i can traumatize them even more than usual.
y/n: ..osamu do you have some mushrooms to spare?
chu: if you give it to him istg y/n sleeps on the couch and dazai you have to go back to your apartment.
y/n: ....oh!
kunikida: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD. SLEEP FOR FUCKS SAKE
a/n: very short chap bc i have no ideas left
i kinda just made this for myself and uploaded it just bc. im prob gonna discontinue it because it doesn't seem like something people really read anymore but if there is people who do infact wanna read it or sum than i may add some more chapters.. just lemme know
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