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Y/n: GUSYS IM LEAVING THIS GOD FORBIDDEN CITY FOR PARIS TODAY CUS IM BETTER

Chu: me and osamu are coming too yk?

Y/n:😒

Elise: i hope the plane crashes then blows up on your way there🫶🫶

Y/n: me too

Shittyzai: me too

Nikolai: i will appear out of nowhere to scare the children.

lice collecter: no you wont we have things to do while they are gone.

Chu: DUDE

Y/n: i swear if i hear about another vampire outbreak i will cook your pet rats

Shittyzai: out ratatouilleing ratatouille

Lice collecter: i had something else in mind for kolya

Chu: like what

Lice collecter: 😊

Y/n: oh
Y/n: OH.

Shittyzai: erm what the flip dude.

Y/n: dazai.

Shittyzai: yeah😦

Y/n: i want you to explain why the fuck there is CHRISTMAS THEMED SEX TOYS IN OUR BAG.

Chu: WHAT

Shittyzai:🥺

Y/n: im gonna burn them

Shittyzai: I SPENT SM ON THEM

Chu: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THE MONEY

shittyzai:😇

Y/n: skill issue, chuuya
Y/n: WE HAVE TO GO OUR FLIGHT IS IN TWO MINS

Lice collecter: ill pray for you
Lice collecter: to die in a plane crash

Y/n: love you too

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