Shameless | Bsd x M! Reader Chatfic

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A/n: thank you for the votes!

y/n: i have a very important question

alphasushi: hihi y/n! what is it?

nikolai: chicken butt

aku: no.

sigma: ffs

karl: hdsgxbrjgsyubrjgfrhbdy8

kaji: me when

ranpo: YOU GUYS MADE ME LOSE MY COMBO IN PJSK

aku: and how is that our fault

ranpo: YOUR SHITTY NOTIFICATIONS

tachihara: skill issue

alphasushi: this may sound mind blowing but you can put your phone on dnd before playing, better yet you can turn the gcs notifs off.. crazy ik

ranpo: i ate your chazuke in the fridge.

alphasushi: WAHT

y/n: i remember reading a atsushi x chazuke fanfic

alphasushi: HA??!?.

kunikida: can you guys shut up so y/n can ask his question

shittyzai: oh but when i have a question you ignore me purposefully 

kunikida: because its you 

y/n: ANYWAYS why are m*ri and fedya literal twins

mori: whys my name censored?

y/n: because it deserves to be

kunikida: thats the important question? really?

lice collecter: NEVER put me and that man in the same sentence. i'll end up stabbing him again.

shittyzai: oh but please do

lice collecter: im not doing what you ask me to.

y/n: they are long lost twins guys!!

lice collecter: and what if i cancelled your flight to paris?

y/n: PAUSE

chu: y/n you better shut your ass up i need more wine 

y/n: sorry fedya dont cancel our flight😔

francis: imagine needing someone else to buy you tickets.. imagine not having your own private jet

y/n: i will chase you down with a firearm again. 

francis: im the american here though

y/n: does it look like i care

francis: ....

y/n: exactly

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shittyzai is typing

aku: dazai has been typing for 30 whole minutes

chu: and you were staring at your screen for that 30 minutes weren't you

gin: he in fact has been.

chu: dude why are you wasting your time on that idiot

aku: what if its something really important and he needs help or something

y/n: or hes just doing his normal stupid shit

aku: no trust me something happened to him and he needs our help

shittyzai: Mr. Worldwide, T-Pain

El que no vale consejo, no llega viejo
So listen up
Let her go, la-la-la-la
If your girl wanna play, let her go (ah-ha)
Said let her go, la-la-la-la
If your girl wanna play, let her go (ah-ha)
Said let her go, la-la-la-la (ah-ha)
If your girl wanna play, let her go (ah-ha)
Said let her go, la-la-la-la
If your girl wanna play, let her go
(Dále, Pain)Hey, baby girl, what you doin' tonight?
I wanna see what you got in store (hey, hey baby)
You're giving it your all when you're dancin' on me
I wanna see if you can gimme some more (hey, hey baby)
You can be my girl, I can be your man
And we can pump this jam however you want (hey, hey baby)
Pump it from the side, pump it upside down
Or we can pump it from the back and the front (hey, hey baby)Ooh, baby, baby la-la-la-la-la-la-la (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby la-la-la-la-la-la-la (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby la-la-la-la-la-la-la (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby la-la-la-la-la-la-la (hey, hey, baby)Ooh, drop it to the floor
Make me wanna say hey, baby (you can have whatever you want)
Yeah, you can shake some more
Make me wanna say hey baby (you can have whatever you like)
Ooh, you got it, 'cause you make me wanna say hey baby (you know what I want)
Yeah, don't stop it
(I want you tonight)I'm a Dade county, self paid, self-made millionaire
I used to play around the world
Now I'm around the world, getting paid
Girl problems, no problems
Don't hate the game that won't solve it
I want to get with you, mami
Now let me see where the Lord split you (dále)Hey, baby girl, what you doin' tonight?
I wanna see what you got in store (hey, hey baby)
You're giving it your all when you're dancin' on me
I wanna see if you can gimme some more (hey, hey baby)
You can be my girl, I can be your man
And we can pump this jam however you want (hey, hey baby)
Pump it from the side, pump it upside down
Or we can pump it from the back and the front (hey, hey baby)Ooh, baby, baby la-la-la-la-la-la-la (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby la-la-la-la-la-la-la (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby la-la-la-la-la-la-la (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby la-la-la-la-la-la-la (hey, hey, baby)Ooh, drop it to the floor
Make me wanna say hey, baby (you can have whatever you want)
Yeah, you can shake some more
Make me wanna say hey baby (you can have whatever you like)
Ooh, you got it, 'cause you make me wanna say hey baby (you know what I want)
Yeah, don't stop it, 'cause you make me wanna say (I want you tonight)Make money, make money
This chico right here gotta eat, baby
Scared money don't make money
That's how it goes in the street, baby
But enough about the the nonsense
Baby girl, take a shot to clear your conscience
Not a goon or a goblin, I'm a monster
'Cause I hit all baddest woman in the world, gangstaOoh, baby, baby (la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Ooh, baby, baby (la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Ooh, baby, baby (la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Ooh, baby, baby (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) (hey, hey baby)Ooh, drop it to the floor
Make me wanna say hey baby (hey, hey baby)
Yeah, you can shake some more
Make me wanna say hey baby (hey, hey baby)
Ooh, you got it 'cause you make me wanna say hey baby (hey, hey baby)
Ooh, don't stop it, 'cause you make me wanna sayOoh, baby, baby (la-la-la-la-la-la) (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby (la-la-la-la-la-la) (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby (la-la-la-la-la-la) (ah-ha)
Ooh, baby, baby (la-la-la-la-la-la) (hey, hey baby)Ooh, drop it to the floor
Make me wanna say hey, baby (you can have whatever you want)
Yeah, you can shake some more
Make me wanna say hey baby (you can have whatever you like)
Ooh, you got it, 'cause you make me wanna say hey baby (you know what I want)
Ooh, don't stop it (I want you tonight)

chu: you were saying buddy?

aku: oh.

y/n: IT TOOK YOU 30 MINUTES FOR THAT? i have never been more disappointed.. 

shittyzai: :3

kunikida: y/n is dazai at your house

y/n: yeah why

kunikida: so i can beat his ass

y/n: alr have fun

chu: knock yourself out

shittyzai: EHATTT

A/n: y/n and kunikida are best friends since both of them are fed up with dazai bc i said so

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