Chapter 17 Messages at the Movies

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'For fucks sake', I huff, 'calm down, stop running and BREATHE, SHITTY HAIR!' I catch my breath next to Kirishima, who's holding binoculars in front of his face. A little recap; We lost sight of Soy Sauce and Pikachu, Kirishima got hysterical and ran around the whole mall and now he's losing his mind cause he's afraid they're gonna do 'stuff'. Please, just ask him out at this point. 'Wait, I see them!', he smiles. 'Great, good for you.', I grab my phone and check my messages.

Message Unread
What did I expect. I bet he's making out with Deku. He can fuck him too whilst he's at it, for all I care.
'Come on, Bakubro! We can't lose them!', Kiri says as he grabs my hand and pulls me along. 'Watch it!', I hiss,' I can walk on my own perfectly fine.' 'Sorry', yet he still doesn't let go. 'There they are..', he whispers. 'You don't need to whisper, we're a good fifty meters apart.' We not stand on the second floor, Soy Sauce and Pikachu on the floor below us. Both of them are holding a slushy. 'I bet Sero bought those.', Kiri grumbles as he looks down. 'Relax, one drink won't make them fall in love you know.' 'Why don't we 'accidentally' bump into them...' Oh no. I don't wanna third wheel. Or..fourth wheel..I don't know, but you get my point. 'Fuck no.' 'Pleaseeee Bakubro~, just this once.' 'Those 'puppy dog eyes' won't help. They don't work on me.' 'Pleeeaaaasee??? Pretty please with a cherry on top???' '...If we're gonna watch a romance movie I'm killing all of you.'

『Timeskip』
Spoiler, we did end up watching a movie. And guess which type? A FUCKING ROMANCE MOVIE! These fuckers I swear. They always cry during movies like these too. They go like: 'Bro!, that was so sad' or 'I know bro!' And 'I'm crying too bro!' Geez. Soy Sauce invited us along, which was so unexpected that Kiri had to overdo it. Now we're stuck in a stupid theater with a stupid movie playing about some stupid lovestory. I sink into my chair a bit, grab my phone and you guessed it, checking my messages.

12 Unread Messages
18 Missed Calls
18 missed calls? Who the hell?

Icy-Hot: What? Why?
Icy-Hot: What did Kirishima do?
Icy-Hot: Bakugo?!
Icy-Hot: WDYM survive???
Icy-Hot: BAKUGO
Icy-Hot: ....
Icy-Hot: DID YOU..
Icy-Hot: SLEEP WITH HIM?!
3 Missed Calls
Icy-Hot: ANSWER ME
10 Missed Calls
Icy-Hot: BAKUGO WHERE ARE YOU
Icy-Hot: BAKUGO
3 Missed Calls
Icy-Hot: BAKUGOOOOO
2 Missed Calls
BOOMBOI: Tf you mean did I sleep w him? Course I didn't
Icy-Hot: WHERE WHERE YOU?! AND WHERE ARE YOU NOW
BOOMBOI: I was chasing soy sauce and Pikachu with Shitty hair and now im stuck at the movies
Icy-Hot: Oh..Do you want me to pick you up?
BOOMBOI: I'll manage
Icy-Hot: What did you mean with 'Idk if i'll survive Shitty-Hair.'?
BOOMBOI: Nvm
BOOMBOI: It was a joke
Icy-Hot: Oh, okay. How's the movie?
BOOMBOI: boring asf
BOOMBOI: Some stupid romance shit
Icy-Hot: Just imagine you're in that movie with your crush or sum 😏😉

I chuckle. Momo learned him to use emojis too well.

BOOMBOI: I don't have a crush. <—(Obvious lie)
Icy-Hot: I do 😍😍😍
BOOMBOI: Let me guess.
BOOMBOI: Deku?
Icy-Hot: No

What????? Excuse me...WHAT?! THEY FULL ON MADE OUT AND YET HE DOESNT LIKE HIM?! WHAT?! Honestly I'm kinda happy. But then again, he still likes someone else. Maybe he's into girls?

Icy-Hot: Earth to Bakugo??
BOOMBOI: Didn't you two make out?
Icy-Hot: ???
BOOMBOI: you and the nerd
Icy-Hot: YOU SAW?!
Icy-Hot: HOW DID YOU!?
Icy-Hot: We both got paid to do that.
BOOMBOI: Hmhm
Icy-Hot: i swear on my dead brother.
BOOMBOI: Oh shit, you're serious.
BOOMBOI: how much did ya get?
Icy-Hot: 100 bucks each.
BOOMBOI: Dang, did Iida pay y'all?
Icy-Hot: yeah.
(Ignore the facts that both Bakugo and Todoroki's parents are rich rich)
BOOMBOI: So who's your crush?
Icy-Hot: Not telling 😌
BOOMBOI: 😒
Icy-Hot: fine, only ONE hint.
BOOMBOI: WAIT BOY OR GIRL?!
Icy-Hot: boy.

Aha, so he IS GAY.

Icy-Hot: They're shorter than me.

This fucker. He did this on purpose. He's one of the tallest of the class, so this isn't really helping.

BOOMBOI: Wow, this is so helpful! 👏🏼
Icy-Hot: Ikr💅🏼
BOOMBOI: Anyway, got to go. The movie boutta finish.
Icy-Hot: Oh, alright.
Icy-Hot: I'm gonna miss you 😞

I smile. He's so cheesy.

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