Season 1 Episode 2. Renaming chaos

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(Tanjiro, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Muichiro, Mitsuri, Kyojuro, Shinobu, Obanai, Sanemi, Giyu, Tengen, and Gyomei joined the chat)

(Muichiro renamed Tanjiro Dog)

(Muichiro renamed Inosuke Boar)

(Muichiro renamed Zenitsu Chicken)

(Muichiro renamed Mitsuri BabyChick)

(Muichiro renamed Kyojuro Owl)

(Muichiro renamed Shinobu Swallow)

(Muichiro renamed Obanai Wildcat)

(Muichiro renamed Sanemi Wolf)

(Muichiro renamed Giyu Ornament)

(Muichiro renamed Tengen Monkey)

(Muichiro renamed Gyomei Bear)

Monkey: WHAT

Ornament: ...how come I'm the only one who wasn't named after an animal?

Muichiro: because you look like an ornament

Ornament: HOW

Swallow: well at least I wasn't named after a bug, for once

Muichiro: come to think of it, you look more like a bug than you do a swallow

(Muichiro renamed Swallow Bug)

Giyu: GET WRECKED

Bug: STFU

Wildcat: I'm a wildcat and not a snake?

Muichiro: on second thought you're more like a snake

(Muichiro renamed Wildcat Snake)

Snake: well then

Dog: How did you rename us like this?

Muichiro: I just entered each of your profiles, clicked rename, and entered a new name

Dog: profiles?

Bear: I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise that Muichiro became the most adept at using this new technology

Chicken: how am I a chicken?

Wolf: because you're a fucking coward

Chicken: *sobs*

Wolf: case in point

Snake: why are you even in the demon slayer corps

(Chicken was renamed Zenitsu)

(Zenitsu was disconnected from the chat)

Wolf: good riddance

BabyChick: why am I a baby chick

Muichiro: you look like a bright pink chick

BabyChick: I do???

Muichiro: yeah, you're a real eyesore

(BabyChick was renamed Mitsuri)

(Mitsuri left the chat)

Snake: well, since Mitsuri's gone, I'll leave too

(Snake was renamed Obanai)

(Obanai left the chat)

Owl: have a good day!

(Wolf was renamed Sanemi)

(Sanemi left the chat)

(Ornament was renamed Giyu)

(Giyu left the chat)

Bug: they didn't even say bye

Monkey: how unflashy

Dog: why am I named Dog?

Muichiro: your nose

Dog: oh ok, I guess that makes sense

Bug: now that Giyu's gone I'll leave too

(Bug was renamed Shinobu)

(Shinobu left the chat)

Monkey: goodbye to everyone on this chat! *leaves flamboyantly*

(Monkey was renamed Tengen)

(Tengen left the chat)

Bear: I am going to leave as well

(Bear was renamed Gyomei)

(Gyomei left the chat)

Muichiro: should I end the chat?

Owl: okay

Dog: wait, are we stuck with these names forever?

Muichiro: no, I can reset them

(Muichiro reset all names)

Kyojuro: I see

Inosuke: huh

Tanjiro: that's neat

(Muichiro ended the chat)

Next chapter December 29th! 

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