Demon Slayer characters chat fanfiction

Season 2 Episode 11. Kokushibo VS Akaza

(Muzan, Rui, Enmu, Kokushibo, Doma, Akaza, Hantengu, Gyokko, Gyutaro, Daki, and Nakime joined the chat)

Muzan: Nakime, it is not time for our kizuki meeting yet? Why did you summon us here?

Nakime: I was not the one who called the meeting

Muzan: who did, then?

Akaza: I DID! I was the one who called the meeting!

Muzan: why did you call the meeting then? it had better be important

Akaza: it is! it regards a major change in the hierarchy!

Gyutaro: ...what? wait, don't tell me-

Akaza: Lord Kokushibo! I challenge you for the position of upper rank 1!

Kokushibo: this again? I swear, it feels like we do this every week

Doma: will he ever learn?

Rui: it doesn't look like it

Nakime: I will teleport both of you to the location in the infinity castle where you can battle without interruptions

Akaza: I'm going to win this time!

Daki: Are you sure?

Akaza: I am!

Gyutaro: Do you not remember how it went last time? And the time before? And the time before that?

Daki: my brother is right, you had to be revived

Akaza: I remember, but this time will be different, I can feel it

Nakime: I must teleport the rest of you out of the infinity castle now, that way upper rank 1 and upper rank 3 will not risk interruptions

Muzan: I would like to stay

Nakime: as you wish

(Nakime removed Rui, Enmu, Doma, Hantengu, Gyokko, Gyutaro, Daki, and from the chat)

Nakime: there

Muzan: Kokushibo, Akaza, you may begin

Akaza: LET'S DO THIS SHIT-

(Akaza was disconnected from the chat)

Kokushibo: How incredibly weak. And here I thought you might be a challenge this time. It seems you are still as weak as ever.

Muzan: as I thought, there was no reason to call this battle

Kokushibo: maybe I should just absorb him once and for all... then he'll stop challenging me to a battle every time he recovers from the previous one

Muzan: I believe we should keep him in the upper ranks

Kokushibo: Even though he keeps doing this? I am certain we could find a better replacement. My descendant, for one, is strong enough. He could rise to the position of upper rank 3. Upper rank 2, even. No, he could surpass ME. His potential is infinite.

Muzan: He would never join us, do you not remember what his answer was the last time we tried? And the time before that? And the time before that?

Kokushibo: I am certain that I could convince him in due time

Muzan: it appears you do not learn either...

Kokushibo: this is a VERY different situation

Muzan: whatever the case may be, the battle has ended now, so Nakime, you can end the chat

Nakime: of course

(Nakime ended the chat)