Demon Slayer characters chat fanfiction

Season 1 Episode 5. Kosmos

(Tanjiro, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Muichiro, Mitsuri, Kyojuro, Shinobu, Obanai, Sanemi, Giyu, Tengen, and Gyomei joined the chat)

Muichiro: we have someone from another dimension who wants to join

Tanjiro: what

Inosuke: what's a dimension

Zenitsu: WHAT

Mitsuri: that sounds really neat

Kyojuro: interesting

Shinobu: you said it

Tengen: is it a flashy dimension?

Gyomei: most likely

Giyu: ...

Sanemi: so, who is this person?

Obanai: what dimension are they from?

Muichiro: her name is Kosmos, I'll add her to the chat so she can explain

(Muichiro added Kosmos to the chat)

Kosmos: hi everyone

Tanjiro: hello and welcome! even if I'm still not sure what's going on-

Muichiro: Kosmos, tell them where you're from

Kosmos: I'm from a different dimension, the world outside the franchise

Inosuke: WHAT IS A DIMENSION

Muichiro: something very literally beyond the comprehension of a lot of people here

Zenitsu: you're not wrong there ig

Tengen: the fourth wall has been completely destroyed, that's not very flashy at all

Kyojuro: I personally think Kosmos broke the fourth wall with flamboyancy

Shinobu: so, Kosmos, what is your life like outside of the franchise?

Kosmos: it's... fine

Shinobu: is it okay if we ask you some more questions?

Kosmos: yeah okay why not

Shinobu: who is the best character and who is the worst character?

Kosmos: the best character is Muichiro and the worst character is Mitsuri

Giyu: I see

Kosmos: the worst THING in this franchise, however, is Nezuko, she's the franchise's biggest problem

Tanjiro: she's a character though, is she not?

Kosmos: of course not

Inosuke: is that why she's not on this chat?

Kosmos: that's correct, this is a Demon Slayer characters chat, not a Demon Slayer plot devices chat

Muichiro: best roast I have ever heard in my life

Sanemi: I'm liking this person now

Tengen: that was a flashy roast indeed, I can forgive the unflashy destruction of the fourth wall at this point

Shinobu: moving on, if the best and worst characters are both human, then who is the best and worst demon character?

Kosmos: best demon character is Kokushibo, worst demon CHARACTER (meaning we are excluding hot garbage plot devices like Nezuko) is Gyokko

Muichiro: Kosmos, I think you'd be really good at roasting people

Tengen: I think we should do a chat chapter where Kosmos just roasts everyone

Obanai: now you're breaking the fourth wall yourself?

Tengen: the fourth wall was already broken a long time ago

Kosmos: I'm going to end the chat now, the next time we come on, it will be for the roasting chapter, so prepare yourselves!

Next chapter January 19th!