Demon Slayer characters chat fanfiction

Season 2 Episode 8. Absent from the kizuki meeting

(Muzan started a chat)

(Muzan added Rui, Enmu, Doma, Akaza, Hantengu, Gyokko, Gyutaro, and Daki to the chat)

Doma: Lord Muzan, where's upper rank 1?

Muzan: he has important business to attend to, so he was not able to make it to this meeting

Doma: that's sad, I miss him

Akaza: I don't

Gyutaro: MODERATOR IS ABSENT LET'S GO

Daki: PARTY TIME

Enmu: WOOOOOOOOOO-

Muzan: SHUT UP NOW

Gyokko: whY iS UppEr rAnk 1 AbsEnt?

Muzan: like I said, he has important business to attend to

Gyokko: whAt kInd Of ImpOrtAnt bUsInEss?

Muzan: what makes you think you are in a position to ask that?

Gyokko: ApOlOgIEs mY LOrd

Gyutaro: does anyone else know?

Rui: he actually talked to me a bit before he left

Daki: what did he say???????????

Rui: he said that he was going to take care of his descendant, I think he got sick or something

Akaza: his descendant is the 14 year-old Mist Hashira, isn't it?

Rui: I believe so, yes

Gyokko: thAt brAt!? EvErY tImE wE mEEt, hE sEnds mE IntO OrbIt!!!! hE shOUld jUst dIE!

(Kokushibo joined the chat)

Kokushibo: what was that?

Gyokko: OH SHIT

Kokushibo: Say it again. I dare you.

Gyokko: FUUUUUUUU-

(Gyokko was disconnected from the chat)

Kokushibo: if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to Muichiro now

(Kokushibo left the chat)

Gyutaro: ...

Daki: ...

Akaza: did he just...

Doma: HE BRIEFLY JOINED THE MEETING JUST TO SMITE GYOKKO AND THEN LEAVE LMFAO

Muzan: rightfully so

Gyutaro: why is he even an upper rank

Akaza: I wonder every day

Daki: we could definitely beat him, Gyutaro

Gyutaro: eh... I'm fine with the position of upper rank 6

Daki: if you say so, big brother

Enmu: I wonder if I could possess one of his pots-

Muzan: that's enough, meeting adjourned