(UWU created a chat)
(UWU added Tanjiro, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Muichiro, Mitsuri, Kyojuro, Shinobu, Obanai, Genya, Sanemi, Giyu, Tengen, Gyomei, Muzan, Rui, Enmu, Kokushibo, Doma, Akaza, Hantengu, Gyokko, Gyutaro, and Daki to the chat)
UWU: Welcome, welcome!
Tanjiro: where are we?
UWU: the confession booth! I have brought you all here today to play a little game!
Inosuke: what the fuck is up with your name
UWU: I am UWU
Shinobu: what is the game?
UWU: it is called rapid confession! how it works is that all of the players are placed in the booth and the booth is sealed! the characters must confess their love to the character that they love, and only then will they be able to leave! they can spend as much time in there as they like trying to sort their feelings out, but the only path out is by being straightforward and honest about the way they feel!
Muichiro: what if I don't like anyone?
UWU: then you say that you don't like anyone! however, if that is not true, or if you lie about who it is that you like, you will immediately die of a heart attack! sound fun?
Tanjiro: NO! THAT DOESN'T SOUND FUN!
UWU: excellent! the game starts now!
Inosuke: shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! what the hell do we do now?
Genya: I guess we just have to confess, I don't like anyone though
UWU: correct answer! you get to leave!
(Genya left the chat)
Tengen: for me, it should be obvious! I love my four wives!
Tanjiro: four? I thought you only had three
Tengen: no, I have four, and I love them each very much!
Tanjiro: who's the fourth one?
Tengen: Hinatsuru!
Tanjiro: the other fourth one
Tengen: Makio!
Tanjiro: the other OTHER fourth one
Tengen: Suma!
Tanjiro: the other other OTHER fourth one
Tengen: Kyojuro!
Inosuke: THE FUCK
Kyojuro: indeed, I am Tengen's fourth wife
Inosuke: aren't you a guy?
Kyojuro: I am!
Inosuke: then wouldn't you be his husband?
Tengen: he's technically my husband but we find that it's easier to say I have four wives so it's a bit of an inside joke between us that I refer to Kyojuro as my fourth wife
UWU: you are both correct! you get to leave!
(Kyojuro and Tengen left the chat)
Mitsuri: I love Obanai!
Obanai: I... reciprocate those feelings...
UWU: you are both correct! you get to leave!
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Demon Slayer characters chat fanfiction
FanficA series of funny adventures on a group chat featuring the main characters of Demon Slayer!
