Demon Slayer characters chat fanfiction

Season 3 Episode 1. Demonhuman war part 1

(Kagaya started a chat)

(Kagaya added Muichiro, Obanai, Kyojuro, Mitsuri, Sanemi, Shinobu, Tengen, Giyu, and Gyomei to the chat)

Kagaya: my children, I have gathered you here today because I have important news

Kyojuro: is it good news or bad news?

Giyu: or is it neither? just normal news?

Kagaya: it is bad news

Sanemi: well, what is it?

Kagaya: the demons have declared war on us, and they will kill any of us on sight if they see us

Mitsuri: oh no!

Muichiro: wait... but... weren't they always our enemies?

Kagaya: they were in the story but not in the chat

Tengen: How do you know this isn't the story!? Weren't you absent when Kosmos was here!?

Kagaya: she told me everything

Tengen: Kosmos is a she?

Shinobu: what did you think she was!?

Tengen: I thought it was a he

Shinobu: IT!?!?

Obanai: smh

Gyomei: namu amida butsu

Kagaya: back to what I was saying! you must watch out as the demons are now our enemies on this chat as well!

Kyojuro: we will remain vigilant!

(Daki joined the chat)

(Kagaya was disconnected from the chat)

Mitsuri: NOOOOOO!!!! MASTER!!!!

Daki: HAHAHA! You weren't vigilant enough!

Sanemi: How dare you kill him!? I'll kick your ass!

*a few moments later*

Daki: OOOOONIIIII-CHAAAAAN!!!!!

(Gyutaro joined the chat)

Gyutaro: I'll kick ALL of your asses!

(Mitsuri was disconnected from the chat)

Sanemi: I knew she wasn't going to be any help

(Gyutaro was disconnected from the chat)

Tengen: at least we beat upper rank 6

Kyojuro: indeed, we did

(Muzan joined the chat)

Tengen: FALL BACK

(Muichiro, Obanai, Kyojuro, Sanemi, Shinobu, Tengen, Giyu, and Gyomei left the chat)

(Muzan added Kokushibo, Doma, Akaza, Hantengu, and Gyokko to the chat)

Muzan: upper rank 6 is no longer with us

Doma: oh my, is that so? you have my most heartfelt apologies!

Hantengu: terrifying

Muzan: I am... very disappointed in the lot of you

Akaza: what should we do now?

Muzan: we will lure the hashira of the demon slayer corps into the infinity castle and destroy them once and for all

(Muzan ended the chat)